Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Paris Hilton in da news / drunken fants in da news

Hilton tries to help drunken elephants

GAUHATI, India - With Rwanda off her charity calendar, Paris Hilton has turned her attention to the plight of ... drunken elephants in India.

"The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them," the 26-year-old socialite was quoted as saying by the World Entertainment News Network's Web site...

Then opportunity for Hilton's "global elephant campaign" knocked last month when six parched pachyderms broke into a farm in the state of Meghalaya and guzzled farmers' homemade rice beer. The elephants went on a rampage, then uprooted an electricity pole and were jolted to death.

2 comments:

Smiff said...

The story is FAKE. K-Mad...fooled again.

However, a man in India recently married a dog. see story above...

k-mad said...

That just ruins my whole phokking day. It actually ruins yesterday retroactively also.