not to pick on an easy target...

but Andy Rooney is colossally, titanically, flamboyantly brain-dead. And he stole the Sears-Roebuck joke from George Carlin. Here's an observation: most of the crap in holiday catalogs is s#i+ that would never interest you in a meeelllion years. The difference between my observation and Andy Rooney's is that I didn't make five figures over two minutes making it.

all these happy people are really starting to piss me off

News item: The world is becoming a happier place overall, according to the survey, which has been conducted since 1981.

let's hope they don't start with the current president

garbage in, garbage out, if you will...

News Item: ''Machines will achieve human-level intelligence by 2029, a leading U.S. inventor has predicted."

well, most monkeys aren't high on something...

Chimps Do Better on Memory Test Than Humans
Do Better Than College Students on Tests

Maybe it's a Sign to Get Out.

Army to expand recruiting incentives.

also, 90% of their brains...

Humans share 90 percent of their genes with sea anemones.