Guess what? The New York Mets SUCK.

Dat's da Cubs' bullpen? MF@

Bot 7th: NY Mets
- J. Reyes grounded out to shortstop, R. Cancel scored
Bot 8th: NY Mets
- R. Martinez singled to left, C. Beltran scored, R. Church to second
- R. Cancel singled to right, R. Church scored, R. Martinez to third
Bot 9th: NY Mets
- C. Beltran singled to right, J. Reyes scored, C. Delgado to second
Chi Cubs 6, NY Mets 7

In unrelated news: Fants kill another player. This one lasted one at bat. He replaced Willy Tavares, who broke his leg before even appearing. Considering whether to next end Rajai Davis's career, or Josh Anderson's .

PITTSBUGH'S NYJER MORGAN LEFT THE GAME IN THE TOP OF THE FIRST INNING DUE TO AN APPARENT RIGHT HAMSTRING INJURY.

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tough one today

Fri Aug 22, 2008
Washington 13 Chi Cubs 5
Final

Phillies lost to the worst team in baseball, too, but only by a run, and only because SUCKS sufferer Ryan Madson pitched.

Where did Willie Harris get the HGH? 12 homers this year? he's like shorter than Fung and half the weight... coming into this season he had 7 homeruns in over 1200 career ABs.
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today it was Jenks' turn to SUCK

Bottom 9th: Detroit
- L. Terrero in right field
- D. Erstad in left field
- B. Jenks relieved B. Logan
- T. Perez hit for R. Raburn
- T. Perez singled to second, T. Perez to second on second baseman D. Richar's throwing error
- M. Rabelo sacrificed to pitcher, T. Perez to third
- S. Casey hit for R. Santiago
- C. Maybin ran for T. Perez
- S. Casey singled to left center, C. Maybin scored
- O. Infante ran for S. Casey
- B. Inge grounded out to catcher, O. Infante to second
- C. Granderson hit by pitch
- P. Polanco singled to left, O. Infante scored, C. Granderson to second
2 runs, 3 hits, 1 errors
Chi White Sox 2, Detroit 3

and you thought being a Cubz fan was tough...

From Ma Smiff:

"I am totally disgusted with the Phillies pitching. I guess they will have to score 20 runs if they're going to win another game. What a bunch of lousy relief pitchers. I give up. You should be glad if you had to work and miss this disaster today."

And now you know where i get my "totally disgusted" streak from...

More Ozzie Madness

Cleveland Inning Summary
- E. Wassermann relieved M. Buehrle
- A. Cabrera hit for J. Barfield
- P. Konerko at first
- D. Erstad in left field
- A. Cabrera grounded out to first
- G. Sizemore singled to right
- F. Gutierrez flied out to deep center
- M. Myers relieved E. Wassermann
- T. Hafner walked, G. Sizemore to second
- V. Martinez singled to right, G. Sizemore scored, T. Hafner to third
- M. MacDougal relieved M. Myers (WTF??????)
- C. Gomez ran for V. Martinez
- R. Garko singled to left, T. Hafner scored, C. Gomez to third (OK bad hop, wasn't his fault)
- J. Peralta walked, R. Garko to second (4 straight balls)
- K. Lofton hit for J. Michaels
- K. Lofton walked, C. Gomez scored, R. Garko to third, J. Peralta to second (4 straight balls)
- C. Blake doubled to right, K. Lofton, J. Peralta and R. Garko scored (3-2 breaking ball that was probably a ball anyway)
- A. Cabrera walked
- B. Logan relieved M. MacDougal & got the next guy out.

5-2 lead turns into 8-5 deficit.

predicting a Cubs' win...

...the Phillies' bullpen is that bad.