Showing posts with label positively Horrorian. Show all posts
Showing posts with label positively Horrorian. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Fun Horror Facts

AAA Catcher leads the Andersonville Horror in OPS. MI@@Y Montero is 2nd.

AAA Pitcher leads the team in walks, losses, and runs allowed. He is second in appearances (behind Joe Smiff!). He has stepped on a rake, fallen down the dugout steps, punched 23 Gatorade buckets, fallen from the upper deck, been run over by a bus, attacked by penguins, suffered a season-long imbalance of the humours, stapled his hand to a rosin bag, squirted suntan lotion into his eye, and been attacked by crabs, but has not spent a day on the disabled list.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Pythagoras SUCKS

K-Mad in our Nation's capital, still whining...

This week in Andersonville Horrorz: run differential +27; record 3-3

Monday, July 21, 2008

Horrors in the News (cont'd)

News item: Eric Hurley (hamstring, SUCKS, botched alien rectal probe) was scratched from his scheduled start Monday and left on the DL because he's dealing with arm soreness.

It's supposed to be a mild problem, and Hurley thinks he'll take his next scheduled turn. However, the Rangers might now decide to have him pitch once more in the minors.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

paying immediate dividends

Willie Ledezzzma's first two starts as a Horror:

Ledezma,Wi 2 3 5 5 3 0
Ledezma,Wi 1.1 5 5 5 0 2

Week 1: 3 1/3 IP, 8 hits, 10 runs (all earned), 3 walks, 2 Ks, no fatalities.