Showing posts with label Turdblossom. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Turdblossom. Show all posts

Monday, June 23, 2008

Karl Rove on Barack Obama

"Even if you never met him, you know this guy...he's the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini and a cigarette that stands against the wall and makes snide comments about everyone who passes by."

Thursday, May 15, 2008

FULLAS#I+

FULLAS#I+

So in the process of discussing how to keep "their" TV military analysts "on message" regarding claims about the Iraq war, they talked about efforts to have both Stephen Hadely and Bush himself speak with the analysts -- proposals that had been discussed with "karl" (which, clearly, in this case, means Rove). That means Perino's denial was false and that the White House had at least some knowledge of and involvement in this propaganda program.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Why aren't all of these phokking @$$HOLES in prison?

Let's start with this @$$hole:

Rove taunted in Iowa

Former top Bush aide Karl Rove didn’t get the friendliest of receptions at the University of Iowa Sunday, CNN affiliate KCRG reports.

Rove, who was paid $40,000 to speak at the University, was confronted with an at-times hostile crowd of 1,000, and was interrupted on several occasions.


$40,000 to be lied to for an hour? Er, YOU ARE A UNIVERSITY...people learnin' and s#i+...has no one there been reading the papers since January 2001?

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

this is just to shocking to believe

While the RezzziDUNCE's press secretary, Scott McClellen lied. He admits this in his new piece o' crap book:

The most powerful leader in the world had called upon me to speak on his behalf and help restore credibility he lost amid the failure to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. So I stood at the White house briefing room podium in front of the glare of the klieg lights for the better part of two weeks and publicly exonerated two of the senior-most aides in the White House: Karl Rove and Scooter Libby.

There was one problem. It was not true.

I had unknowingly passed along false information. And five of the highest ranking officials in the administration were involved in my doing so: Rove, Libby, the vice President, the President’s chief of staff, and the president himself.

Monday, August 13, 2007

So Long, Turdblossom

BREAKING: KARL ROVE RESIGNS

What are you going to miss most? For me, it will be his flesh-colored hair. And, of course, the total moral bankruptcy. And let's not forget his hand in this.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

i phink da rezzz-i-DUNCE might have a job for dis guy...

IN THE STARS
Your horoscope by Holiday Mathis


Mars in Aries is lawless. As the brawny Roman warrior with no scruples, every military leader wanted this brute on his team because he loved winning at all costs. At best, he's pure energy, motivating us to move through obstacles by endowing us with courage and fearlessness.