Showing posts with label MLB SUCKS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label MLB SUCKS. Show all posts

Friday, December 3, 2010

Olbermann rips the lazy, ignorant phokks who kept Santo out of the Hall

Ron Santo and baseball's shame

The crescendo of indignation builds just like they do in KO's special comments. You can almost hear an Affleckian full-on rant coming on.

On a personal note, too late did I learn to appreciate the artistry of Santo's radio broadcasts.
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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

heckuva job MLB

Games that start in the middle of the night. Games that never end. Baseball-hating "umpires" umpiring baseball. A commissioner who changes the rules in the middle of the series, unbeknownst to the players. Inviting the Tampa Bay Jesus Rays to participate. And at the end of it all, a chance that the Philadelphia Phillies might win a championship.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

bud-for-brainzzz

World Series game 3 ends at 2:00am because MLB doesn't think it can out-draw the TV audience for Indiana-Northwestern...

Hey kids - go phokk yourselves!

Monday, June 2, 2008

Supreme Court to MLB: nice try dorkwads

High Court Rejects Fantasy Baseball Case

By Robert Barnes
Washington Post Staff Writer
Monday, June 2, 2008; 2:20 PM

The Supreme Court today rejected a request to settle a dispute between Major League Baseball and fantasy baseball leagues that have grown rapidly on the Internet.

The justices, without comment, decided not to hear the appeal from baseball, leaving intact a lower court ruling that sports companies do not need the league's approval to use players' names and statistics.

The league said it and the players have the right to control the use of players' names in what the petition said has become a $1.5 billion fantasy sports industry. But lower courts said the Web sites had a First Amendment right to publish information about the players' performances on the field, just as the media do.

In fantasy leagues, participants "draft" players to form their own teams, and their success depends on the real-life performances of the players on the field.

Monday, March 31, 2008

Smiff is SHOCKED (cont'd)

So i ordered MLB Radio so i could listen to today's Phillies' opener (just as well, since Brett Myers totally sucks, and why isn't Hamels going anyway...), and guess what? Are you ready for this, are you sitting down, are you prepared to be SHOCKED?

IT DOESN'T WORK.

Much like Dumbya & Co., everything Bud Lite touches turns to shit.