Showing posts with label Smiff can't win for losing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Smiff can't win for losing. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Smiff?


The big dance

At 300 to 400 pounds each, the Bulls' Matadors make the city of big shoulders more like the city of big bellies.
On second thought, he'd be the lightweight in this bunch. Moving on...

Monday, September 8, 2008

How is K-Mad to blame? (cont)

News item: Bears stun Colts in new digs
News item: Panthers stun Bolts on last play, Smiff eliminated from Survival League
News item: Brady out for year?
News item: Phils, Mets split double-header, Mets keep division lead.

What do these events have in common? All things Smiff don't like. So K-Mad must be involved somehow...

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

s#i+ shaking up caving in and falling aprt

Uniform California Earthquake Rupture Forecast (UCERF)

California has more than a 99% chance of having a magnitude 6.7 or larger earthquake within the next 30 years, according scientists using a new model to determine the probability of big quakes.

The likelihood of a major quake of magnitude 7.5 or greater in the next 30 years is 46%-and such a quake is most likely to occur in the southern half of the state.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

can K-Mad top dis?

Minutes after i drafted him in Big Hurt...

Cliff Floyd will go on the disabled list and have surgery Friday to repair a tear in the medial meniscus in his right knee. Floyd had surgery to repair torn cartilage in the medial meniscus of his other knee on April 6, 1999 and came back on April 27. However, he's eight years older now and a slower healer than ever. He'll likely miss at least a month. Justin Ruggiano will replace him on Tampa Bay's roster and get some at-bats in right field. He could have some value in AL-only leagues. Jonny Gomes and Eric Hinske will also benefit.

Thursday, January 3, 2008

News Headline: "Nine out of 10 New Year's resolutions will fail, according to study."

Ok, dis is how i'm going to approach dis:

1) Drink more.
2) Gain more weight.
3) Spend more money.
4) Not see the Phillies in the World Series.
5) Not see Barack Obama as the next President.
6) Not hope and pray for Dick Cheney's heart to explode.
7) Not win Wellness Center again (yeah, right).
8) Not finish ahead of the losers here in Parcers.
9) Waste more time on da internets.
10) Continue not to get laid.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

someone want to explain dis?

Corms sez: "Smiff is gonna run outa games by the All-Star break."

Under settings, max games played is 82. Seems like we all past that figure a long time ago.

So what is the actual max. games which no one told me about, and isn't under settings? Is Decker running this league, too?

Looks like Fung's plan to foil Smiff from finishing ahead of everyone is out of the bag.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Saturday, November 17, 2007

this can't be good

Phillies top prospect is a Horror

After going through a dead-arm period last April when his velocity was down and his secondary pitches lacked their normal bite (dead arm period: k-madder-speak for Impending Rapid Violent Intensely Painful Labrum Disassembly) , Carrasco hit a groove in 2007 and was promoted to Double-A Reading in June.

Strengths: Carrasco has the makings of two plus pitches with the potential for a third. His fastball has outstanding late life, and is at its best when he works between 89-93 mph. When he needs it, he can touch 94-95. He complements the fastball with the best changeup in the system, and he commands it to both sides of the plate with good depth and fade. His curveball continued to make strides in 2007, ranging from a soft 71-72 mph breaker to a harder 76-78 mph offering that more resembles a slider. His body allows him to unleash all his pitches from a steep downhill plane, and when he's on, he pounds the strike zone.

Weaknesses: As good as Carrasco's pure stuff is, he struggled with runners on base in 2007. When he'd get into trouble, he'd rush through his delivery with his lower half and drag his arm behind his body. That would cause his front shoulder to fly open, costing him command. The Phillies attribute these problems to Carrasco's youth, though he did show signs of improvement later in the year. He'll need to make quicker adjustments as he moves along, especially with pitch selection. With the quality of his secondary pitches, Carrasco should profile as a groundball pitcher with enough power in his fastball to miss bats when he has to. Yet in Double-A, his groundout/airout ratio was a mere 0.7. As long as he is a Horror, don't expect any of this to improve.

The Future: After a half-season of learning in the Eastern League, Carrasco likely will return there to begin 2008. Some Phillies officials believe that Carrasco was rushed again in 2007, but they were also impressed with how much he responded in instructional league afterward. With Cole Hamels entrenched as the Phillies' No. 1 starter, Carrasco would have made a nice complement as a No. 2 by 2009. But he is a k-madder, so he will be dead or in a sanatorium by then.

Friday, November 9, 2007

i can't win for losing

Ravens placed LB Mike Smith (knee) on injured reserve, ending his season. The extent of Smith's injury was never revealed, though it can be presumed he had reconstructive, rather than arthroscopic, surgery prior to the season. Also, he drinks.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

yeah, whaddabout Smiff's latest squeeze?

Celebs out on the town Matthew McConaughey is spotted with his new girlfriend, and other stars make the rounds. » Watch 'THE 9'
Who is Matthew's new girlfriend?
Clooney's gal
Paris' new beau? Paris Hilton has been spotted hanging out with a 22-year-old Swedish backpacker. » Where they met (MENSA???)
Paris and her new man hang out
Who is he?
Paris goes punk

Meanwhile, plenty of $#i+ blowing up in Iraq today...dozens killed or maimed...

Monday, August 20, 2007

Why did I get stuck with the boring simulation?

News Item: Nick Bostrom, philosopher and director of the Future of Humanity Institute at Oxford University, says there is a 20 percent chance that we -- all of us, everybody -- are not real, but just billions of consciousness simulations being run on some super computer universe simulator.