Not to Bring Up Racial Stereotypes, but...

Scientists: Watermelon may work like Viagra

Apparently, you need to eat six cups of watermelon to experience any effects. I don't know how many slices that would be. My favorite though was the way the article ends.

Ron Schmidt, of Posen, enjoying the Taste with his wife Miriam Schmidt, was
mildly, amused by the news about watermelons, but not even mildly aroused.
At 77, "You just look [at your wife's body] and you go to sleep," Ron Schmidt said.
"If anyone is 77 and telling you they're having sex every day, they are full of
s---."

the outrages keep pouring in (cont'd), or, look who's hating freedom today, or, the sex industry should be run more like a gubmint bureaucracy

Tax on Sex Industry Proposed in California

To Eliot Spitzer...

...we've all been there. Spending $4,300 a pop on a prostitute, transporting her across state lines, and using a friend's name as a pseudonym (in my case, Decker's)? Yep. But since i don't know how to text, i wasn't stupid enough to do that. I also don't have a hot wife and three daughters, and i'm not the governor of Kollyfornia (yet). Also, “to do things that, like, you might not think were safe”? I can't imagine what this could be--Decker, can you help out a bud here? Maybe it involves standing on your head?

But my real point is merely to point out the fact dat Spitzer is a super-delegate for Hillary.

Wow! - this sounds like Fung & I...and our secret forbidden love...

"The Zoo" by R. Kelly

[Intro]
I wanna see (your body)
I wanna feel (your body)
I wanna touch (your body)
I wanna kiss (your body)
I wanna freak (your body)
Wanna sex
It's nothing like (your body)
(Your body)

[Verse 1]
It's like a jungle atmosphere
And we're two monkeys baby
It's like we're on a vine
The way we're swinging it baby
See, you're a tiger girl
The way you're scratching me
I'm a lion
In this jungle I'm a king
Girl, I got you so wet
It's like a rain forest
Like Jurassic Park
Except I'm your sex-a-saurus baby
You and me hopping
Like two kangaroos
Rattling and moaning
Out here in these woods

[B-section 1]
Ooo ooo ooo ooo
Aaa aaa aaa aaa
Those are the sounds I wanna hear
When you're moaning in my ear
Girl you're singing to me
Ooo ooo ooo ooo
Aaa aaa aaa aaa
You got me locked up in your cage of ecstasy
And I don't wanna be free cause it's

[Chorus 1]
Wild like a zoo
And that's the way I like it baby
Crazy me and you
Making love like we was just two heated animals
Baby come and lay with me in my jungle

[Verse 2]
Ooo, I swear I'm about to go
Turn your body around and beat the skins like it's a bongo
A thousand birds up out the tree
Girl, like a swarm of bees
That is how it's gonna be
Climaxing you and me
Touch the root of your soul
Let Mother Nature take control
Over us is rain and leaves
So come on girl
Let's plant these seeds, yeah

[B-section 2]
Ooo ooo ooo ooo
Aaa aaa aaa aaa
Baby, those are the sounds I wanna hear
When you're moaning in my ear
Singing

Ooo ooo ooo ooo
Aaa aaa aaa aaa
(Oh yeah)
You got me locked up in your cage of ecstasy
And I don't wanna be free cause it's

[Chorus 2]

[Bridge]
Ya'll don't understand
Like two cheetahs running free
African butterfly to me
You're my safari fantasy
Girl this is heaven to me
Baby we are like coconut and banana trees
(It's a tropical)
Tropical chemistry
Like the wild life
I'm doing you baby
(I'm doing you baby)
You're doing me baby
(You're doing me baby)
It's you and me
(It's you and me)
Going wild

[Chorus 3]

[Outro]
And the whole jungle goes
Ooo ooo ooo ooo
Aaa aaa aaa aaa

Ooo ooo ooo ooo
Aaa aaa aaa aaa

Ooo ooo ooo ooo
Aaa aaa aaa aaa

Ooo ooo ooo ooo
Aaa aaa aaa aaa