HOLY PHOKKING S#I+ WE'RE SO PHOKKED (CONT'D)

you knew this would start...

News item: Rather than exchange a traditional handshake, Sens. Kay Bailey Hutchinson (R-TX) and Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) bumped fists at the conclusion of their joint appearance on CNN's Late Edition yesterday. The move appeared to be "a reference to Barack and Michelle Obama's celebratory fist bump on Tuesday."

what took him so long?

News item: Bush Blames Democrats For Sliding Economy
President says Democratic-controlled Congress has blocked proposals to address issues ranging from soaring gasoline prices to increasing food costs.

Here we go!

From Rotoworld to us mortals:

Rich Harden is slated to start Saturday after being scratched from his scheduled start Tuesday.
There's still been no reason given for his absence. It might not be an injury if they've already scheduled his return. Chad Gaudin will face the Blue Jays tomorrow. Apr. 7 - 10:55 pm et

And the Cyclones season begins drifting off course...