Create the headline!

What would the members of the LoC (and anyone else) come up with for the title for a post that includes the following link:

Hilton: Spears is 'great mother'

Kettle calling the pot black? Dumb and Dumbererererererer? Stooooooooooopid?

Winner gets, er, em, a free guide when they decide to visit Andrew Young's Zimbabwe Rhodesia.