Crazy Being Crazy

Carlos Zambrano was ejected from Wednesday's game against the Pirates in the seventh inning after bumping into umpire Mark Carlson.
Zambrano was upset about a play at the plate, and after being tossed, he made a big scene, indicating that he had ejected Carlson from the game, throwing a ball into left field, throwing his glove against the dugout screen and clubbing the dugout's Gatorade fountain with a bat. The Arlington Daily Herald anticipates that he'll be suspended for at least one start. He gave up two runs -- one earned -- in 6 1/3 innings before departing.
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How does Illinois do it?

Illinois plutocrats are frakkin’ goofy

The government of Illinois, an an obvious attempt to distract America from Blagojevich’s hair, has declared that Pluto is a planet.

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eventually, at some point in the next, oh, five and a half years, they're going to have to pick one of these guys and let him run for re-election

Franken Has Good Day, Potentially Netting Over 30 Votes

typical climate change nutjob

Climate protester tries to glue himself to Brown

LONDON (AFP) - A climate change protester unsuccessfully tried to superglue himself to Prime Minister Gordon Brown at an event in the leader's residence, a government spokesman said Tuesday.

IF???????????????

"The Kennedys have been much on my mind the last days because of Senator Kennedy and I regret that IF my referencing that moment of trauma for our entire nation, and particularly for the Kennedy family was in any way offensive. I certainly had no intention of that, whatsoever."

Does Smiff have this right?

So Pastor Jeremiah Wright's response to his "whitey keeping darky down" rhetoric is 1) make a
congregant look as bad as possible on the national stage, thereby helping 2) the 72 year old white guy elected. You know, the guy who is so down with the brothers that he continually opposed the Martin Luther King holiday. Yes, the holiday doesn't mean much in the grand scheme of things, but it should tell us a lot about McCrazy's feelings about race. Rev. Wright, you think the federal government doesn't give a shit about darky? Yeah, and eight more years of McBush will certainly help that...what a maroon. Why is Wright doing this? Let's see:

1) is jealous
2) is a raving egomaniac
3) like's the limelight
4) is getting paid by McCrazy and/or Hill-Rod
5) the crazier the things he says, the bigger the advance on the book deal
6) is totally full@s#i+
7) is phokking nuts
8) in his spare time he likes to throw people under CTA busses and L trains
9) secretly hates darky
10) all of the above.

As far as conspiracy theories like the federal government is behind the AIDS virus (uh, and wouldn't that have been to initally wipe out homosexual men? just askin'...) or 9/11: they can't deliver the phokking mail. BushCo. can't find their asses with one hand, let alone two, so it's hard to believe they arranged 9/11 since: it worked.

Halloween a month early...

...BOO!