Showing posts with label assholes we have known. Show all posts
Showing posts with label assholes we have known. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Do you know who's to blame for this?

...WHITEY:

A source tells Mike Salk of 710 ESPN in Seattle that Milton Bradley left the team in the middle of Tuesday's game against the Rays.
Bradley was frustrated after striking out looking with the bases loaded in the bottom of the sixth inning. He yelled at the umpire from the bench until Mariners manager Don Wakamatsu warned him to settle down. Just minutes later Bradley reportedly told Wakamatsu, "I'm packing my stuff. I'm out of here." Mariners General Manager Jack Zduriencik didn't address the matter specifically on Wednesday, other than to say something that happens between the manager and his players should be handled internally. We're guessing that Wakamatsu might not have to worry about Bradley much longer.
Source:
MYNorthwest.com
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Monday, January 26, 2009

the clinical evaluation is in: he's not crazy, he's just an @sshole

Though I think the full medical term is yooge PHOKKING @sshole...

He quotes poets at press conferences, but seldom takes questions. Reporters have seen him grab cell phones from complete strangers, interrupting conversations to say, "Hi, this is the governor." When lawmakers unanimously reject his proposal to tax businesses, he says that’s a vote of confidence.

Is Gov. Rod Blagojevich crazy?

The answer: Not exactly, according to experts in mental and personality disorders. But that doesn’t mean Blagojevich qualifies as normal.

"I’m not sure the question is about (mental) stability," says Dr. Joe Bohlen, a Springfield psychiatrist. "It may be more about personality."


"Personality," my friends...

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Sunday, December 7, 2008

Classy Move

From Raw Story we get a sense of Bush's post-presidential life and yet another peek at his sensitivity and his understanding of the role he has taken on as president by examining his choice of rezzzidunce:

"When the Bushes are here full time, I imagine we'll be here full time," said Officer Michael Bratcher of the Dallas Police Department, who was directing traffic.

But the exclusive Dallas community the Bush family will soon join has a troubled history of its own.

Until 2000, the neighborhood association's covenant said only white people were allowed to live there, though an exception was made for servants. [my own bolding because I love it so much]

Enacted in 1956, part of the original document reads: "Said property shall be used and occupied by white persons except those shall not prevent occupancy by domestic servants of different race or nationality in the employ of a tenant."

Monday, October 6, 2008

Why yes, he's like a circus show attraction: Come SEE the World's BIGGEST ASSHOLE and his stupid fucking hair!

Trump: 'I'm the biggest celebrity'

Q: How will you attract celebrities to your new Chicago hotel?

A: I think we're getting most of them because the name Trump attracts celebrities. When you get right down to it, who's the biggest celebrity in the world? Donald Trump. At least, my wife says that.

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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

PATHETIC

Jose Canseco was knocked out in the boxing ring in the 1st round by an NFL kicker who hasn't been in the league in years.

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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Yurp: wid da tarrists (cont'd)

'Yurp' Says Auf Wiedersehen to Dubya
'Bush Damaged America's Image Around the World'

German politicians from both the ruling coalition and the opposition are taking aim at outgoing US President George W. Bush ahead of his week-long farewell trip to Europe. The Iraq war, Guantanamo and Abu Ghraib have damaged America's reputation, they say.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

a shocking development from the Do Nothing Administration

White House issues climate report 4 years late

Andrew Weaver, a Canadian climate scientist who was not involved in the effort called it "a litany of bad news in store for the U.S."

"Finally, climate change is very likely to accentuate the disparities already evident in the American health care system," the report said. "Many of the expected health effects are likely to fall disproportionately on the poor, the elderly, the disabled and the uninsured. Though who gives a shit about those losers? Certainly not us."

ASSHOLES ALERT:

The report was required by a 1990 law which says that every four years the government must produce a comprehensive science assessment of global warming. It had not been done since 2000.

Environmental groups got a court order last summer to force the Bush administration to produce the document by the end of this month. Hays said the White House has preferred issuing studies on individual global warming issues, such as an agricultural effects report that was released on Tuesday.

"It's totally begrudging," said Rick Piltz, director of Climate Science Watch at the nonprofit Government Accountability Project, a whistleblowers' organization. "It's important the government go on record honestly acknowledging this stuff."

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

I think I know this guy...

he was the one spilling beer on Corms while going back to his seat during the fourth inning a couple Sundays ago while Aramis smoked a double to left.

Or was he one of those guys throwing baseballs on the field and giving Marty Brennaman jittery rage?

From the Marc Normandin chat on baseballprospectus.com comes this little nugget of ignorance during a discussion of Will Clark's worthiness for the Hall of Fame:

Gray (Chicago): Yeah, but Grace was the man...smoked 2 packs a day, played old school baseball and tells great stories.

Marc Normandin: Like that one about the time Clark's team rocked the Cubs in the playoffs? That's being unfair to Grace though, who hit .647/.682/1.118 over those 5 games.

Andrew (Brooklyn): You are all fuckers. I would rather have John Olerud than Mark Grace, because at least Olerud wasn't a fucking backstabbing piece of shit who got away with undercutting his teammates because he had a sly grin and an ability to make the nerd beat writers feel, for a moment, like they went out with a cheerleader once - you can take his two packs a day and shove them up your bleacher sitting inning standing ass and light them. Old school baseball? What does that even fucking mean? Bunting? Hustling? Hitting singles from the three hole? Great. Only playing with white people? Go watch fucking Bull Durham again and pretend like you're not talking out of that asscrack you call a mouth you PHOKKKKKKKKKK!