#Iceland men's #handball completes savage pummeling of friendly #Olympics hosts

41-24 - YOOOGE!

On to the quarterfinals!
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#YOOOOGE rematch of 2008 men's #Olympics #handball final tomorrow! #Iceland vs. France! @smiff was right! I've been remiss!

And it's not in the middle of the night this time! 1:30pm CST (God's Time)!

Four teams reach quarterfinals at Olympic handball
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CNBC, Donald Trump, and the willful self-dumbering of America (cont'd) #BRAWNDO

"Perhaps citing, as I clearly stated on air, an unconfirmed report from a conservative website was not the most conventional method to elicit a response from the loquacious Mr. Trump."

True. Next time just give him the mic and let him talk, since the journalism thing is apparently too much work for you.

On a related note, since Trump has chosen to double down on the brain-dead birther thing, the building in Chicago formerly named after him will henceforth be known as Rostenkowski Tower, or more colloquially, The Rosty.
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I'm not sure even Jimmy Boeheim can down a cupcake DIS YOOOOGE

(AP) -- Syracuse may be unbeaten and coming off an impressive performance against a fellow Top 10 team, but Jim Boeheim feels improvement is needed.

He should get plenty of it against winless Colgate.

The eighth-ranked Orange look to extend their winning streak over the Raiders to a whopping 45 when the upstate New York neighbors meet at the Carrier Dome on Saturday night.
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the clinical evaluation is in: he's not crazy, he's just an @sshole

Though I think the full medical term is yooge PHOKKING @sshole...

He quotes poets at press conferences, but seldom takes questions. Reporters have seen him grab cell phones from complete strangers, interrupting conversations to say, "Hi, this is the governor." When lawmakers unanimously reject his proposal to tax businesses, he says that’s a vote of confidence.

Is Gov. Rod Blagojevich crazy?

The answer: Not exactly, according to experts in mental and personality disorders. But that doesn’t mean Blagojevich qualifies as normal.

"I’m not sure the question is about (mental) stability," says Dr. Joe Bohlen, a Springfield psychiatrist. "It may be more about personality."

"Personality," my friends...
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Dang, dat URL is YOOOOGE

http://hugeurl.com/
Because bigger is better, right?
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a global @ss-kicking

Dear Reader,

The results of our Global Electoral College are in. Barack Obama has won the election by a landslide...

Some 52,000 readers from across the globe voted, with 44,000 voting in favour of Mr Obama...

Mr Obama ended with 9,115 delegates, compared with just 203 for Mr McCain.

Mr McCain picked up support in some unusual places, including at various points in the poll, Andorra, Macedonia, El Salvador and Georgia. But in the end, just four countries fell to him (and by narrow margins): Iraq, Cuba, Algeria and Congo.

When even Karl Rove thinks you're an @sshole....

you're a YOOOOOOOOOGE @SSHOLE.

But when half the electorate is profoundly developmentally disabled, being an @sshole works.

Turdblossom: "There ought to be an adult who says, 'Do we really need to go that far in this ad?'"

ruh-roh

Can we infer that Phil "YOOOOOGE steaming pile of S#i+" Gramm was on the receiving end of one of McCrazy's famous crazy outbursts of crazy™?

Later asked if Gramm would have a role in a McCain administration, McCain raised the possibility of what could be seen as a less-than-desirable job. "I think Senator Gramm would be in serious consideration for ambassador to Belarus although I'm not sure the citizens of Minsk would welcome that."

unclear on the transport concept, or, expect Olympianly YOOOOOOOOGE delays

Chicago makes cut, has Olympic-size to-do list
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