It's official: Brett Myers SUCKS again

Top 1st: Atlanta
- J. Anderson doubled to deep right center
- K. Johnson singled to shallow right, J. Anderson to third
- M. Prado singled to center, J. Anderson scored, K. Johnson to third
- B. McCann struck out looking, M. Prado stole second
- C. Kotchman singled to right, K. Johnson scored, M. Prado to third
- O. Infante grounded into double play pitcher to shortstop to first, C. Kotchman out at second
2 runs, 4 hits, 0 errors
Atlanta 2, Philadelphia 0
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A great pitcher, or the greatest pitcher?

The brain-dead troglodyte is back...

...Yes, The Awful Brett Myers!!! I see that he STILL SUCKS! Though i suppose the good news here is that he not only didn't serve up a grand slam, but allowed no homers at all. So take dat, HATERS (myself). Still, i hate the man. HATE.

Bottom 1st: NY Mets
- J. Reyes grounded out to second
- E. Chavez walked
- D. Wright walked, E. Chavez to second
- C. Delgado walked, E. Chavez to third, D. Wright to second
- C. Beltran walked, E. Chavez scored, D. Wright to third, C. Delgado to second
- M. Anderson grounded out to second, D. Wright scored, C. Delgado to third, C. Beltran to second
- D. Easley grounded out to third
2 runs, 0 hits, 0 errors
Philadelphia 0, NY Mets 2
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Look! who's totally sucking again tonight...

Florida Inning Summary
- H. Ramirez homered to deep left
- J. Hermida walked
- J. Cantu homered to deep left, J. Hermida scored

WOW

Brett Myers made it through the 1st inning tonight without giving up dozens and dozens of runs. In fact, he gave up none. Perhaps the majors most retarded, brain-dead pitcher is turning/has turned the corner?

dis just in: Brett Myers still SUCKS (cont'd)

Chi Cubs 1st Inning Summary
- A. Soriano flied out to right
- K. Fukudome popped out to second
- D. Lee homered to deep left
- A. Ramirez homered to deep left center
- D. Ward grounded out to second
- End of Inning (2 Runs, 2 Hits, 0 Errors)

Brett Myers SUCKED again today?

I am SHOCKED.

Brett Myers was charged with four runs in five innings of work in a loss to the Reds on Sunday. Three of the runs came on a two-run blast from Ken Griffey Jr. and a solo shot from Jeff Keppinger. Still, Myers wasn't very good as he gave up eight total hits and three walks while throwing just 59-of-95 pitches for strikes. Good Lord, he SUCKS.

Speaking of Sucking (cont'd)

Dere's Brett "HYOOOGE @$$#0LE" Myers:

Washington 5th Inning Summary
- W. Harris lined out to second
- M. Chico singled to center
- C. Guzman singled to center, M. Chico to second
- L. Milledge hit by pitch, M. Chico to third, C. Guzman to second
- R. Zimmerman hit sacrifice fly to deep right, M. Chico scored, C. Guzman to third
- N. Johnson walked, L. Milledge to second
- A. Kearns doubled to deep right center, C. Guzman and L. Milledge scored, N. Johnson to third
- P. Lo Duca safe at first on shortstop J. Rollins' fielding error, N. Johnson scored, A. Kearns to third
- R. Belliard popped out to second
- End of Inning (4 Runs, 3 Hits, 1 Error)

The Brett Myers Horrow Show Continues

He keeps sucking, and sucking and sucking...

Atlanta Inning Summary
- T. Gordon relieved G. Geary
- C. Jones doubled to deep right
- M. Teixeira flied out to right
- B. McCann singled to right center, C. Jones to third
- J. Francoeur singled to right, C. Jones scored, B. McCann to second
- S. Thorman hit for J. Ascanio
- C. Woodward ran for B. McCann
- S. Thorman singled to left, C. Woodward to third, J. Francoeur to second
- C. Ruiz catching
- B. Myers relieved T. Gordon
- C. Woodward scored, J. Francoeur to third, S. Thorman to second on wild pitch
- Y. Escobar walked
- M. Diaz singled to shortstop, J. Francoeur scored, S. Thorman to third, Y. Escobar to second
- W. Harris walked, S. Thorman scored, Y. Escobar to third, M. Diaz to second
- K. Johnson fouled out to third
- C. Jones flied out to left center
- End of Inning (4 Runs, 5 Hits, 0 Errors)

Bottom 9th: Atlanta
- M. Teixeira struck out swinging
- B. Pena hit for C. Miller
- B. Pena grounded out to first
- J. Francoeur singled to shortstop
- J. Francoeur to second on fielder's indifference
- M. Prado singled to pitcher, J. Francoeur to third
- Y. Escobar walked, M. Prado to second
- M. Diaz doubled to deep right, J. Francoeur, M. Prado and Y. Escobar scored
3 runs, 3 hits, 0 errors
Philadelphia 8, Atlanta 9

Brett Myers is the best pitcher in the game today.

Top 9th: NY Mets
- B. Myers relieved T. Gordon
- C. Delgado struck out swinging
- P. Lo Duca singled to right
- E. Chavez ran for P. Lo Duca
- M. Anderson hit for L. Milledge
- M. Anderson singled to right center, E. Chavez to third
- S. Green hit for J. Sosa
- S. Green grounded into double play shortstop to second to first, M. Anderson out at second

0 runs, 2 hits, 0 errors
NY Mets 2, Philadelphia 3

It's Official: Brett Myers' brain has flat-lined

"We don't need [Hamels]. He's only won 14 games."--Phillies idiot man-child Brett Myers

And he told a sportswriter he doesn't know anything about baseball??

Brett Myers: A Piece of Work

Going Nuts: Now in Handy Audio Form

There are at least a dozen expletives in about 30 seconds...if he could pitch like he can cuss, maybe he wouldn't be blowing so many games. And i believe the definition of a pop-up is it stays in the infield. I think the order goes this way, based on distance:

pop-up
fly-out
Brett Myers Meatball

This guy is a Cyclone, right? Figgers...

How do you spell retarded?

B R E T T M Y E R S.

PHILADELPHIA (AP) -- The Philadelphia Phillies bullpen coughed up another lead. Then, things really boiled over in the clubhouse after the game. Kevin Kouzmanoff hit a go-ahead homer off Brett Myers in the ninth inning, one of two Myers allowed in the inning, and the San Diego Padres beat Philadelphia 4-3 on Saturday night to hand the slumping Phillies their fourth straight loss. After the game, Myers got into a shouting match with a reporter and had to be restrained by teammate Pat Burrell. When Myers was asked about the two home runs, he said they were really "just pop ups." A reporter from the Philadelphia Inquirer questioned whether Myers really thought they were pop ups, and Myers got angry. "You're not even a beat reporter, you're a fill-in, you don't know anything about baseball," said Myers, who then called the reporter "retarded."
The Inquirer reporter asked if Myers could spell retarded, and Myers stood up. Burrell then restrained Myers, and Myers refused to speak any further.