Should have been me

Father Figure: The Children of Donor 401

I wanted to buy a car with the money from sperm donation... Instead, I ended up with a black 1991 VW Corrado with a white hood.

I should have put a Sox logo on it. Fungai could have helped. Maybe a little Ozzy Guillen decal on the back.

So don't get too excited...

From one of those MLB Notes things:

Braves third baseman Chipper Jones is hitting .420. The last player to have that high of a batting average on this date was Paul O'Neill, who was hitting .431 for the 1994 Yankees.

Anyway - it's fucking balls-hot here. Miserable shit weather - exactly the kind there was here when Corms helped move me here exactly six years ago today (Monday, 9 June). I actually live in a smaller apartment now - so what that says about things I don't even know.