What's wrong with Fung?

Dis is what CNN tells Fung he should read, based on the previous stories he read:

Stories you may be interested in based on past browsing
People who choose to eat 'Dumpster' food

Kids train to be ultimate fighters

Female author writes about her own male past

Never go against the family

Da story he was reading at dat time: Mom goes from $70K to food bank.

I haven't read any of those stories, but I wonder - did they actually study my browsing habits and choose those, or are they just pulling my leg and putting up stories noone else reads? Or is Fung so Bushian he must be told what to read?

It may not be Rezko...

...but Fung has been spotted with Dumbya. Click on da link:

A Republican HUD scandal for a new generation

I would say it might be Kirby Pucket instead, but he's dead.