Who's to blame: Fung, dats who

Zydrunas Ilgauskas hit 10-of-10 shots from the floor on Wednesday for 24 points, six rebounds, four assists and three blocks in an easy win over the Wizards. Big Z was great tonight and was playing through a bruised shin. Obviously, he had no problems with the shin, or Brendan Haywood, tonight.

The Rochester Zeniths would have been reaping the fruits of this labor if i didn't have to sit players because no one, like, oh, Commissioner Fung, told me about the asinine "maximum games" rule until a third of the way through the season (an obvious conspiracy to keep Smiff from finishing in the money in anudder Yahoo league...). So i wasted a bunch of games early in the season on players i shouldn't have been playing. If i do anything in this league it will be to finish ahead of Parcers' Bud Lite, a Zimbabwean used car salesman from Chicago...

Fungoes Dutch

First my phone co, now my bank. Don't pick any of the internet fly-by-night companies the Fungster picks, apparently I am the jinx, the Billy Goat, the opposite of Midas. And as always, yours truly is the last to know. Well, not really, I had checked them out on Bankrate and they had the lowest rating and I was considering bailing, but they beat me to it. They were way better than First Chicago/Bank One/Chase, now we'll see about these Dutch folks...

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