Even expired bacon has its uses

The Bacon Bazooka: Meat Your Maker

Having killed all of al-Qaida's number twos they can find, the drones are coming to write you a speeding ticket

Betcha Da Mare would love to get his hands on a couple-two-tree uh dese for da Departmenta Streets and San (and Skies?)...

FAA mulls domestic drone use

WASHINGTON (AP) — Unmanned aircraft have proved their usefulness and reliability in the war zones of Afghanistan and Iraq. Now the pressure is on to allow them to roam U.S. skies.

The Federal Aviation Administration has been asked to issue flying rights for a range of pilotless planes to carry out civilian and law-enforcement functions but has been hesitant to act. Officials are worried they might plow into airliners, cargo planes and corporate jets that zoom around at high altitudes or helicopters and hot air balloons that fly as low as a few hundred feet off the ground.

Onion Or Real?

Marge Simpson a Playboy covergirl

Apparently Flanders wants to get the 20 year olds to read a magazine who's average reader age is 35.

Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize

Apparently everyone was so scared shitless by Dumbya and Dick "Dick" (Dick) Dick that just replacing them meant a hyooooge increase in peace all over the world.

Earth to Moon - It's on, bitch

Finally - an enemy we can all agree on. What has the moon done for us lately?

Backe v. Marquis: Duck and Cover

Top 1st: Houston
- K. Matsui fouled out to third
- H. Pence flied out to right
- L. Berkman grounded out to second
0 runs, 0 hits, 0 errors
Houston 0, Chi Cubs 0
Bottom 1st: Chi Cubs
- A. Soriano grounded out to third
- R. Theriot lined out to second
- D. Lee grounded out to pitcher
0 runs, 0 hits, 0 errors
Houston 0, Chi Cubs 0
Top 2nd: Houston
- C. Lee grounded out to third
- G. Blum grounded out to third
- T. Wigginton doubled to deep left
- D. Erstad grounded out to pitcher
0 runs, 1 hits, 0 errors
Houston 0, Chi Cubs 0
Bottom 2nd: Chi Cubs
- A. Ramirez flied out to right center
- J. Edmonds doubled to right
- M. DeRosa doubled to deep left center, J. Edmonds scored
- K. Fukudome flied out to right
- G. Soto walked
- J. Marquis fouled out to first
1 runs, 2 hits, 0 errors
Houston 0, Chi Cubs 1
Top 3rd: Houston
- H. Quintero flied out to right
- B. Backe grounded out to third
- K. Matsui ground rule double to deep center
- H. Pence walked
- L. Berkman singled to right, K. Matsui scored, H. Pence to third
- C. Lee homered to deep left, L. Berkman and H. Pence scored
- G. Blum grounded out to first
4 runs, 3 hits, 0 errors
Houston 4, Chi Cubs 1
Bottom 3rd: Chi Cubs
- A. Soriano popped out to shallow right
- R. Theriot singled to right
- D. Lee flied out to deep right
- A. Ramirez walked, R. Theriot to second
- J. Edmonds walked, R. Theriot to third, A. Ramirez to second
- M. DeRosa homered to deep center, J. Edmonds, A. Ramirez and R. Theriot scored
- K. Fukudome doubled to right
- G. Soto intentionally walked
- J. Marquis doubled to deep right, K. Fukudome scored, G. Soto to third
- A. Soriano homered to deep left, J. Marquis and G. Soto scored

Buehrle Throwing Like a Girlie?

Cleveland Inning Summary
- V. Martinez singled to center
- J. Peralta singled to left, V. Martinez to second
- R. Garko singled to left, V. Martinez to third, J. Peralta to second
- A. Cabrera grounded into fielder's choice, V. Martinez scored, J. Peralta to third, R. Garko out at second
- F. Gutierrez homered to deep left center, J. Peralta and A. Cabrera scored
- C. Blake grounded out to shortstop
- G. Sizemore homered to deep right
- J. Michaels walked
- T. Hafner doubled to deep right, J. Michaels scored
- V. Martinez singled to center, T. Hafner scored
- N. Masset relieved M. Buehrle

Or could it be:
Wind: 19 mph, out to center.