HOLY PHOKKING $#!+ WE'RE SO PHOKKING PHOKKED

More bad advice from the Tribune

Winter storm survival tools

• Eat regularly and drink ample fluids, but avoid caffeine and alcohol.

Thanks. This alone could kill me, even on a sunny day.

Activist Judges - they go both ways

Judge strikes down healthcare reform law - chicagotribune.com

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Chillageddon 2011 claims first victim

News item: A winter storm taking aim at the Midwest has caused the Illinois Pork Producers Association to reschedule its 2011 Pork Expo.
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RUN FOR WARM CLIMATES! Ohhhhhhhhhhh, too late... we're all dead

Blizzard may be 'life threatening'

The National Weather Service has issued an unusually dire blizzard watch, calling the storm expected to start Tuesday over most of the area "dangerous, multifaceted and potentially life-threatening." Forecasts call for up to 18 inches of snow.

Sounds like the phokking changes that are about to happen are gonna be multifold...
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