Lattice of Coincidence: Chillageddon 2011 claims first victim

Monday, January 31, 2011

Chillageddon 2011 claims first victim

News item: A winter storm taking aim at the Midwest has caused the Illinois Pork Producers Association to reschedule its 2011 Pork Expo.
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4 comments:

Fungster said...: Wow. 3 1/2 years between uses of the Spider Pig tag. That must be a record or something.; January 31, 2011 at 4:48 PM
k-mad said...: It wasn't quite on target, but it was the closest thing we had to a working pork-related label.; January 31, 2011 at 4:50 PM
Fungster said...: Glad to see you care about the earth enough to recycle. Either that or you're preparing for the time when our overlords (Google) declare (again) that all the labels that can ever be created have been created, or 1000 labels only, whichever is less...; January 31, 2011 at 5:00 PM
k-mad said...: News item: "There has been no easing at all in the forecast of a major blizzard hitting northern Illinois and Northwest Indiana starting this afternoon. If anything, the situation appears more dire than it did 24 hours ago."; February 1, 2011 at 9:23 AM

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A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Monday, January 31, 2011

Chillageddon 2011 claims first victim

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