Spent plenty of time hearing about Ragnorok, or something similar, the past couple weeks.
Here was the question I posited in the interwebs and so far the answers just seem to pick apart the question. Perhaps there are two many theoreticals (or too many people convinced they can't be wrong) but I thought it was fun and end-timey, topical in a truly American drive-thru religion type of way. If you die and find that you retain some consciousness - let's say like a spirit. But that your way to eternal life and salvation is denied (due to your religion). If you had the ability to somehow tell your loved ones to convert - would you do so?
The closest I got to an answer I liked was that there are three possible solutions (1) there is no afterlife, (2) there is an afterlife but no ability to communicate about it or (3) there is an afterlife and an ability to communicate about it and all of our ancestors are assholes. That responder said she favored doors No. 1 or 2.
Showing posts with label End Times (It's About Time). Show all posts
Showing posts with label End Times (It's About Time). Show all posts
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Dey tuk ur jabs
Except this time it's not the Mexicans...
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Gov. Pat Quinn is in charge
Blago out of Illinois Politics PERMANENTLY. W and Blago in the same month? Surely this must be a sign of the end times...
Thursday, February 21, 2008
This Just In...
Barack Obama may be the antichrist, "Mabus."
Or Abbas may be Mabus. Or Sampson. Mabus may not be the antichrist. Nostradamus died before being able to be clear about all his prophesies. Bible may not be entirely accurate. I had sausage skillet for breakfast.
Wait. If Barack is the antichrist, does that mean we should vote for him to bring the end times or not vote for him because he is the antichrist. I'm confused.
Or Abbas may be Mabus. Or Sampson. Mabus may not be the antichrist. Nostradamus died before being able to be clear about all his prophesies. Bible may not be entirely accurate. I had sausage skillet for breakfast.
Wait. If Barack is the antichrist, does that mean we should vote for him to bring the end times or not vote for him because he is the antichrist. I'm confused.
Friday, November 30, 2007
Monday, November 26, 2007
it's the vehicle for the End Times
Batshit Crazy “HUMMER” commercial
Yes, but what happens when you run out of gas while driving through a forest fire? because the vehicle you're driving gets ten miles per gallon*?
*or one soldier per fill-up.
Yes, but what happens when you run out of gas while driving through a forest fire? because the vehicle you're driving gets ten miles per gallon*?
*or one soldier per fill-up.
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
finally, some good news
News Headline: "Ground is rising at Yellowstone Park."
News Headline: "Sleeping giant grows restless."
News Headline: "Yellowstone volcano inflating with molten rock at a record rate."
QT Yellowstone Caldera (the eruptions of which can be violent enough to send a layer of ash 6 feet deep as far away as Chicago and which erupts every 600,000 or so years and last erupted 640,000 years ago) Update:
Move along, move along, nothing to see here. . . .
News Headline: "Sleeping giant grows restless."
News Headline: "Yellowstone volcano inflating with molten rock at a record rate."
QT Yellowstone Caldera (the eruptions of which can be violent enough to send a layer of ash 6 feet deep as far away as Chicago and which erupts every 600,000 or so years and last erupted 640,000 years ago) Update:
Move along, move along, nothing to see here. . . .
Friday, November 9, 2007
Ok then, but the real question is: Why Does God Hate Georgia?
Why is God smiting Georgia? Too much peach cobbler? Bobby Cox? The way Max Cleland was treated? I say, let 'em crash.
Georgia’s ‘unorthodox’ response to a drought
By: Steve Benen @ 5:17 AM - PST
Georgia is in the midst of an awful drought, so Gov. Sonny Perdue (R) has decided to, well, just take a look.
What to do when the rain won’t come? If you’re Georgia Gov. Sonny Perdue, you pray. The governor will host a prayer service next week to ask for relief from the drought gripping the Southeast. “The only solution is rain, and the only place we get that is from a higher power,” Perdue spokesman Bert Brantley said on Wednesday.
It’s the 21st century. I just thought I’d mention that.
The governor’s rain-prayer service is scheduled for Tuesday outside the state Capitol. If weather.com is right, they’ll have to move it inside — the forecast is for rain.
Georgia’s ‘unorthodox’ response to a drought
By: Steve Benen @ 5:17 AM - PST
Georgia is in the midst of an awful drought, so Gov. Sonny Perdue (R) has decided to, well, just take a look.
What to do when the rain won’t come? If you’re Georgia Gov. Sonny Perdue, you pray. The governor will host a prayer service next week to ask for relief from the drought gripping the Southeast. “The only solution is rain, and the only place we get that is from a higher power,” Perdue spokesman Bert Brantley said on Wednesday.
It’s the 21st century. I just thought I’d mention that.
The governor’s rain-prayer service is scheduled for Tuesday outside the state Capitol. If weather.com is right, they’ll have to move it inside — the forecast is for rain.
Saturday, October 13, 2007
The End Times Are Nigh
| San Diego, California (92199) | Lat: 32.72N, Lon: 117.16W Wx Zone: CAZ043 ICAO Used: KSAN |
| Current Conditions: Armageddon? Updated: 1151 PM PDT FRI OCT 12 2007 | ||||||||||||||||||||
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I was like, what is that sound that sounds like rain? Guess what? It's phokking raining! Not only dat, but da heat index AND wind chill are both 63! This might be my last transmission...send help. Smiff, signing out
Friday, October 12, 2007
From the Corporal:Who Knew?
So what is the Stallone Surprise, the project he's always wanted to write or direct?
For years Stallone's wanted to create an epic, and the book that intrigues him is Franz Werfel's "The Forty Days of Musa Dagh," detailing the Turkish genocide of its Armenian community in 1915. (After futile attempts to turn the novel into a movie, filmmakers finally succeeded in 1982, but it was a low-profile production.)
French ships eventually rescued some Armenians, and Stallone has his favorite scene memorized: "The French ships come, and they've dropped the ladders and everybody has climbed up the side. The ships sail. The hero, the one who set up the rescue, has fallen asleep, exhausted, behind a rock on the slope above. The camera pulls back, and the ships and the sea are on one side, and there's one lonely figure at the top of the mountain, and the Turks are coming up the mountain by the thousands on the far side."
A pretty great shot.
The movie would be "an epic about the complete destruction of a civilization," Stallone said. Then he laughed at the ambition. "Talk about a political hot potato. The Turks have been killing that subject for 85 years."
http://www.denverpost.com/movies/ci_4841925
For years Stallone's wanted to create an epic, and the book that intrigues him is Franz Werfel's "The Forty Days of Musa Dagh," detailing the Turkish genocide of its Armenian community in 1915. (After futile attempts to turn the novel into a movie, filmmakers finally succeeded in 1982, but it was a low-profile production.)
French ships eventually rescued some Armenians, and Stallone has his favorite scene memorized: "The French ships come, and they've dropped the ladders and everybody has climbed up the side. The ships sail. The hero, the one who set up the rescue, has fallen asleep, exhausted, behind a rock on the slope above. The camera pulls back, and the ships and the sea are on one side, and there's one lonely figure at the top of the mountain, and the Turks are coming up the mountain by the thousands on the far side."
A pretty great shot.
The movie would be "an epic about the complete destruction of a civilization," Stallone said. Then he laughed at the ambition. "Talk about a political hot potato. The Turks have been killing that subject for 85 years."
http://www.denverpost.com/movies/ci_4841925
Friday, October 5, 2007
Friday, September 28, 2007
The Top 100 Effects of Global Warming
Get ready for more bear attacks, fewer frogs, and a dire shortage of guacamole.
The first four all deal with wine and baseball... dat ain't good...
Say goodbye to fly fishing...
Does Angler know?
The first four all deal with wine and baseball... dat ain't good...
Say goodbye to fly fishing...
Does Angler know?
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Monday, August 27, 2007
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