Showing posts with label Don't Phokk wit Da Bears. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Don't Phokk wit Da Bears. Show all posts

Thursday, January 20, 2011

D'oh!

Too many "can't spell" Wisconsin jokes in my head, can't...think...straight...

Monday, December 20, 2010

Rumbling Stumbling Bumbling....

Yesterday night's interception by whoever that big white guy was reminded me of dis play in berz history...


Sunday, April 12, 2009

Roster-Depleted Bears Sign Tire Swing For Cutler To Throw To

CHICAGO—Anticipating that new Bears quarterback Jay Cutler will need more targets than converted cornerback Devin Hester and undersized journeyman Rashied Davis—the only receivers on their squad who have ever caught an NFL pass—the Chicago Bears signed a tire swing to their roster Tuesday. "We are expecting great things from this tire swing once the tire and Cutler get some practice time and develop some chemistry," receivers coach Darryl Drake said of the six-year-old Goodyear all-season radial suspended from a tree branch by a 7-foot length of rope. "This could easily be the best quarterback-receiver duo in recent Bears history." Analysts say that, while the move is somewhat unorthodox, Chicago was prudent in passing on veteran free agents Amani Toomer and Joe Jurevicius in favor of offering the tire swing a 3-year, $2.4 million contract.
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Monday, September 8, 2008

How is K-Mad to blame? (cont)

News item: Bears stun Colts in new digs
News item: Panthers stun Bolts on last play, Smiff eliminated from Survival League
News item: Brady out for year?
News item: Phils, Mets split double-header, Mets keep division lead.

What do these events have in common? All things Smiff don't like. So K-Mad must be involved somehow...

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Fun Wid Wiki

Fung searched wiki for "Fridge", and just loves the last part of the header...

Refrigerator
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
(Redirected from Fridge)
Jump to: navigation, search
"Fridge" and "Freezer" redirect here. For other uses, see Fridge (disambiguation) and Freezer (disambiguation).
For the football player, see The Refrigerator.

Monday, July 28, 2008

Scary $#!+

Angelo: It came down to Berrian or Briggs (Yahoo! Sports)

Really? A great defender (and member of the LoC, well, sort of) or an average receiver? This scares me, only less so because we kept the right guy. Until he crashes his brand new car into an underpass on the Edens, that is.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Bears to Run Double Wing formation

In the double-wing formation the quarterback is moved out on to the weak side as a blocking back. The ball is typically snapped directly to the tailback or fullback. Coach Lovie Smith noted that the double-wing formation will allow the team to have promising young quarterbacks Orton and Grossman on the field at the same time, and thus allow the team to make a decision on which quarterback, if any, to retain should the team decide to return to a pro-style offense, which the coach noted was "unlikely."

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Fung: one of the 322?

You cool wid dis?

The Bears and Rex Grossman have agreed to another year for $3 million. And you are…

* Fine with it. Nothing better is out there (1242 responses) 50.8%
* Ecstatic. He will lead the Bears to glory (322 responses) 13.2%
* Irritated. They could have shopped around (586 responses) 24.0%
* Breathing fire. This guy is responsible for all that is bad with Chicago sports * (296 responses) 12.1%

* Datz a lot to lay on one person.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

threatdown

BILLINGS, Mont. - Nearly extinct last century, grizzly bears are back in a big way in the northern Rockies -- rising in numbers, pushing into new territories and mauling hunters who stumble across them in the wild.

While state and federal officials laud the bear's comeback, others say it's time to lift the remaining protections that helped them recover. They point to recent grizzly encounters as evidence.

"We've got grizzly bears eating people who come here to hunt," said Vic Workman, Montana Fish, Wildlife and Parks commissioner, who fended off a grizzly during a Nov. 25 hunting trip near Whitefish. "It's getting out of whack. We've got too many bears."

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

From Bad to Worse

Lovie's new QB: Griese
Vaughn McClure, 12:30 p.m.

Bears coach Lovie Smith officially announced Brian Griese as the team's starting quarterback Wednesday.

Griese takes over for Rex Grossman, who moves into the backup role. Kyle Orton will remain the third quarterback.

"Offensively, we're not getting a whole lot done," Smith said. "It's not one person. I just think we need a breath of fresh air.

"I'm excited for Brian. He brings a lot of experience. He's anxious to go. Our team will back him 100 percent. ... Of course, decisions like this are not made overnight."

Smith called Grossman a "team player" in terms of the decision, but Grossman was, of course, not happy with the demotion. He's in the final year of his contract and had hoped to parlay a big year into a lucrative new deal with the Bears or another team.

Smith said this was the only offensive change he would make for the time being.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

well, we've all been deres

Lance Briggs has been charged with misdemeanor leaving the scene of an accident after his Lamborghini was found crashed along the highway late Sunday.

Make it 6-10...

Update: Lance Briggs was reportedly at two nightclubs (Decker?) before crashing his car Sunday. Briggs left the scene. While his actions on that night are a concern, it seems like he is a long way from getting into any further trouble because of the incident.

Ok, 5-11, but that's firm...

Monday, August 27, 2007

Bears Predictions

It's that time again, time to make predictions on Da Bears record for dis year. Last year I believe da Corms was da closest, and dis year since we ain't all meetin' at da B dubya I thought we'd just post them up here for all to see for posterity. Methinks Sarge went with 10-6 and Corporal went with 9-7, please verify those. Since I'm usually bearish (tee hee), this year I'm gonna be bold and go with 11-5.

Monday, August 20, 2007

K-Mad's Fate?

BELGRADE, Serbia (Reuters) -- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.
The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.
"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.
Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans.