Monday, August 20, 2007

K-Mad's Fate?

BELGRADE, Serbia (Reuters) -- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.
The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.
"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.
Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans.
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2 comments:

Sarge said...

The zoo keeper was awesome, if he was an American he would say:

"It was an unfortunate act, the bears acted as bears will do sadly. It appears the man was acting on his own and this was not a terrorist act, which makes it all the more unfortunate. People have got to realize that bears are dangerous. They will kill. You cannot pet a live bear or wrestle a bear. We plan on putting together a more comprehensive education plan so that people are more aware of the dangers associated with entering a bear cage with bears in it."

And the family would sue.

August 20, 2007 at 12:49 PM
Corms said...

Naked with his clothes intact? So was this a case of beastiality gone bad? If so the American zoo keeper would say, "if you try to have sex with a bear it will eat you, but not in a good way."

August 20, 2007 at 1:19 PM

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