Who da phokk does Ryan Spilborghzz think he is?

Figgers, one of K-Mad's kidz...

"We've only faced Philly a couple of times, but we feel we are going to beat them. There's no doubt in our minds that we're the better team. So we're looking forward to it."--Ryan Spilborghs

If da Fightins need only one reason to fucking destroy Colorado over the next three games, it's right heres. Spilborghs (what the phokk is that, Romanian or something?) must think the sun shines out his @ss or something. Earth to Ryan: you're not Mickey Mantle, you're a 4th or 5th outfielder. Aaron Rowand can eat you for breakfast. You weren't starting over WILLY TAVAREZ. You're Ryan FUCKING Spilborghzz!!

Smiff, getting a little worked up after today's loss (and still not sure wha happened to Hamels in the 2nd inning)