Showing posts with label another one bites the dust. Show all posts
Showing posts with label another one bites the dust. Show all posts

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Anudder Sarge Hero Bites the dust

Tennis: Hingis fails drug test

And it wasn't even a performance enhancing one.

Also, wasn't Wimbledon in like June/July? Whitey's drug results always seem to come out like months later, when they've had a chance to make more money, put their affairs in order etc. And when they (finally) catch whitey, he appeals and gets to keep his title and money while they go through all those appeals. Darky has to go in front of the camera and cry her eyes out about how she "deceived" everyone. Even returns her medals before "officially" being asked to.

Anudder Similar case - George Ryan. He gets to make his appeals from home. Darky gets to make his appeals from jail.

Friday, August 24, 2007

New Low in Celebrity Pathetic-ness

LONDON, England (AP) -- A British newspaper splashed photos of singer Amy Winehouse bloody and bruised across its Friday edition after she allegedly had a fight with her husband.

Amy Winehouse rides with a friend last week. Recent photos appeared to indicate she'd been in a fracas.

The photos, supposedly taken early Thursday morning, showed Winehouse wearing blood-soaked ballet shoes, with bruises to her neck, bandages on her arms and makeup smeared down her face.

A gossip Web site reported that Winehouse had said her injuries were self-inflicted.

Police confirmed they had been called to an incident at a London hotel by a concerned member of the public but said no charges were filed.

The singer announced Tuesday that she was postponing her upcoming U.S. and Canadian tour dates after she canceled August performances due to "severe exhaustion."

Britain's Press Association said the couple were staying in the hotel after leaving a drug rehabilitation clinic in Essex, east of London.

The Daily Mail also published photos of Winehouse together with her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, after the alleged fight. His face and neck were covered in scratches.

The gossip Web site perezhilton.com said it received text messages from Winehouse explaining the incident and denying Fielder-Civil was responsible for her injuries.

"Blake is the best man in the world. We would never ever harm each other," the Web site quoted Winehouse as saying. "I was cutting myself after he found me in our room about to do drugs ... and rightly said I wasn't good enough for him. I lost it and he saved my life."

"Also, I had four drugged Guatemalan street urchins with me I had also drugged and was about to do a Wiccan ritual over to detoxify my soul. I am just such a pathetic example of celebrity excess. Please give me the LohanHilton treatment with a little bit of Pete Daugherty and Kate Moss thrown in to boot. Because I am just so so lost and you should all care and judge me and tell me what a bad girl I am."

"Please, it's much more important than thinking about anything else. Especially all the war stuff and America's quickly crumbling infrastructure or fantasy sports. It's just so much more important. I'm going to cut myself to raise your awareness. Ok?"

Friday, June 22, 2007

Shocking Developement

CHICAGO WHITE SOX CENTER FIELDER DARIN ERSTAD LEFT THE GAME IN THE BOTTOM OF THE FIRST INNING DUE TO AN UNDISCLOSED INJURY.

Saturday, June 9, 2007

Two to avoid.

Team #9 Kevin McClure - #xxx Matthew Dominguez 3B Fla
Team #9 Kevin McClure - #xxx Devin Mesoraco C Cinc

Monday, May 28, 2007

I could try to blame Smiff...

Joakim Soria (shoulder) is scheduled to undergo an MRI Tuesday.

Soria was placed on the disabled list Saturday, but manager Buddy Bell said Sunday that the Royals "don’t think it’s that serious." "We will know more on Wednesday," Bell said

Monday, May 14, 2007

"Who? Sorry, I do not recall that name."--A.G. Gonzo

Deputy Attorney General Paul McNulty sent his letter of resignation to Attorney General Alberto Gonzales today, becoming the fourth major casualty of the ongoing U.S. attorneys scandal.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

yes, he izz (wuzz) a chixx

Shawn Hill, pitching a no-hitter through five innings, left Friday night's game with a sore elbow.

Friday, May 11, 2007

looks like da Smelts rode dis one too hard

Shoulda gotten rid of him while the offers were pouring in...

What's wrong with Carlos Zambrano? The theories are piling up after another bad first inning by the Cubs' Opening Day starter led to another loss, this time 6-4 to the Pittsburgh Pirates on Thursday afternoon at Wrigley Field.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

just a gift i guess...

Round 39 Thursday
8 Horror II: The Awfuling (via 10) 280 Edward Mujica SR Cle

- E. Mujica relieved J. Sowers
- J. Molina flied out to left
- C. Figgins singled to center
- R. Willits flied out to center
- C. Figgins stole second
- O. Cabrera singled to shortstop, C. Figgins to third
- V. Guerrero doubled to deep right center, C. Figgins and O. Cabrera scored
- R. Quinlan flied out to right

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

good news/bad news

He could only last two starts before succumbing to the dreaded K-Mad/Smiff Injured Pitcher Effect (KSIPE).

Phil Hughes had to be pulled out of a no-hitter in the seventh inning Tuesday after tweaking a hamstring.
No, the Yankees just aren't having any luck. Hughes struck out six and walked three before being removed from a 9-0 game. The performance is sure to keep him in the rotation if he's healthy. The Yankees had been leaning toward returning him to Triple-A following Mike Mussina's return this week.