Lattice of Coincidence: you phink you had a crappy week...

Sunday, May 13, 2007

you phink you had a crappy week...

First he gets drafted by da Horror, den dis...

8 comments:

Sarge said...: There are seven posts labeled "totally phokked"...

But there's only one Iraq...; May 14, 2007 at 12:03 AM
Sarge said...: And one Afghanistan...; May 14, 2007 at 12:03 AM
Sarge said...: And one Jim Hendry...; May 14, 2007 at 12:04 AM
Sarge said...: Can't forget the Rezzzident...totally phokked...totally...; May 14, 2007 at 12:04 AM
Sarge said...: Of course, there's like any pitcher Kevin's ever touched...; May 14, 2007 at 12:05 AM
Sarge said...: Wouldn't be right not to mention those of us not directly benefitting from the current plutocracy: totally phokked...; May 14, 2007 at 12:06 AM
Sarge said...: Whoops...almost forget those unlucky enough to weather a storm and get trailors from FEMA...gougers all about...they're totally phokked too...

So, seven posts and seven ways to be "TOTALLY PHOKKED"!

I'm sure there's more...

for instance, depending on the L Train...BK to Madhattan...totally phokked...

the mind reels.

Climate. Kansas. Rethuglican candidates for president (I deeply and prayerfully hope). gNats fans. Etc....; May 14, 2007 at 12:10 AM
Sarge said...: And then those of us avoiding writing a thesis...we're totally phokked.

Back to the salt mine.; May 14, 2007 at 12:10 AM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Sunday, May 13, 2007

you phink you had a crappy week...

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