Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Hell Has One More Resident

Jerry Falwell is DEAD! And it's the fault of the gay, liberal, atheist, colored media elite.
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3 comments:

Smiff said...

By chance, was he found with a male prostitute, or a crack pipe?

May 15, 2007 at 1:45 PM
Sarge said...

Or at least a Hustler?

Perhaps he was simply found with the radiant light of the Holy Spirit brushing lightly the strands of his loosened hair as the Christ Child Himself bathed his weathered brow and the Crucified Jesus breathed encouragement and blessings as the farting body of Jerry Falwell was gently lowered into the earth...

And then clutched by the almost assuredly gay demons of hell.

May 15, 2007 at 3:28 PM
k-mad said...

Since we still have about 10,000 more just like him running around, I assume God's veil of protection remains intact... though none of their eyes look as pretty under a veil as Jer's did...

May 15, 2007 at 4:17 PM

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