Taking his message into Yuletide mode, Hedrick penned "The Liberal Clause," a tea-party-themed Christmas book for children featuring a socialist Barack Obama, "Elf Peloosi" and special appearances by Joseph Stalin (No Hitler cameo? Disappointing... Ed.) and an Afro-centric minister named "Reverend Blight."
Hedrick is traveling to New York today to film a Christmas-special segment for Comedy Central's "Daily Show with Jon Stewart," Hedrick consultant Robert Harmon told The Ticket. "And sales-wise, he's doing great," Harmon added. (Yay! Ed.)
Hedrick lost his insurgent GOP primary bid in August but has segued promptly into promoting "The Liberal Clause." (Hedrick has also been busy appearing in court, on assault charges filed by his wife -- who has since sought to rescind a no-contact order between the couple, claiming that he was trying to calm her down at a time when she was "out of control.") (Ho! Ho! Ho! Ed.)
"The Liberal Clause" depicts socialist elves (Redundant? Aren't they all socialists? Ed.) -- led by Obama -- trying to take over the North Pole (forcing elves to reduce their carbon footprint, among other power grabs) and control Hedrick's hometown of Camas, Washington.
But one little girl's dedication to the "Christmastution" (Is that a thing? Ed.) saves the town from a complete takeover.
Showing posts with label that settles it -- I am voting for da Elf. Show all posts
Showing posts with label that settles it -- I am voting for da Elf. Show all posts
Monday, November 29, 2010
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Dat's it: I'm voting for da elf...
Writing his name in & all, coz Osama and Hamas have dis state locked up...
Kucinich introduces Bush impeachment resolution
Though dis is like, what, years too late?
Kucinich introduces Bush impeachment resolution
Though dis is like, what, years too late?
Friday, November 2, 2007
next in line if/when Mitt-fer-brainzz and Ru(9/11)dy flame out: annudder idiot
Huckabee's Belief in Adam and Eve
Mike Huckabee’s views on how life began came up again in a recent interview the Republican candidate had with Bill O’Reilly, a talk-show host on Fox News.
According to this account in The Washington Post, Mr. Huckabee, a former governor of Arkansas, told Mr. O’Reilly he has no reason to doubt that Adam and Eve were real people. He also reiterated that, even though he is not sure of the details of how it unfolded, he does believe God created humans.
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The item quotes Bill Maher, a talk-show host on HBO, who argued in an interview with Mr. Huckabee that the topic was relevant: “If someone believes that the earth is 6,000 years old, when every scientist in the world knows it’s billions of years old, why shouldn’t I take that into account when I’m assessing the rationality of someone I’m going to put in the highest office in the land?”
The Post also looks at how Dennis J. Kucinich’s comments this week about having an encounter with a UFO may or may not fit into this discussion.
Mike Huckabee’s views on how life began came up again in a recent interview the Republican candidate had with Bill O’Reilly, a talk-show host on Fox News.
According to this account in The Washington Post, Mr. Huckabee, a former governor of Arkansas, told Mr. O’Reilly he has no reason to doubt that Adam and Eve were real people. He also reiterated that, even though he is not sure of the details of how it unfolded, he does believe God created humans.
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The item quotes Bill Maher, a talk-show host on HBO, who argued in an interview with Mr. Huckabee that the topic was relevant: “If someone believes that the earth is 6,000 years old, when every scientist in the world knows it’s billions of years old, why shouldn’t I take that into account when I’m assessing the rationality of someone I’m going to put in the highest office in the land?”
The Post also looks at how Dennis J. Kucinich’s comments this week about having an encounter with a UFO may or may not fit into this discussion.
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
More medical diagnoses
Kucinich questions mental health of President Bush
Lesse if dis one makes dat website from yesterday...
Lesse if dis one makes dat website from yesterday...
Monday, October 29, 2007
anudder reason to vote for da Elf
Obama and the Gay bashing, former Donnie McClurkin.
In another attempt to connect with people of faith in South Carolina, presidential hopeful Barack Obama has decided to reach out by going on a concert tour with gospel artists, including known homophobe and recloseted homosexual Donnie McClurkin.
In another attempt to connect with people of faith in South Carolina, presidential hopeful Barack Obama has decided to reach out by going on a concert tour with gospel artists, including known homophobe and recloseted homosexual Donnie McClurkin.
Obama wanted for crime against humanity
"Obama will invest $150 billion over 10 years to advance the next generation of biofuels and fuel infrastructure..."
-- Obama website
"It is a crime against humanity to convert agricultural productive soil into soil which produces food stuff that will be burned into biofuel."
-- Jean (French phokk?) Ziegler (maybe not French phokk), UN Special Rapporteur (definitely French phokk) on the right to food
-- Obama website
"It is a crime against humanity to convert agricultural productive soil into soil which produces food stuff that will be burned into biofuel."
-- Jean (French phokk?) Ziegler (maybe not French phokk), UN Special Rapporteur (definitely French phokk) on the right to food
Monday, October 22, 2007
that settles it
I'm voting for The Elf.
Mike Gravel 49
Barack Obama 44
Hillary Clinton 44
Bill Richardson 37
Ron Paul -- yes, Ron Paul -- 34
John Edwards 32
Joe Biden 32
Rudy Giuliani 20
John McCain 15
Sam Bareback 7
Mitt Romney 6
Jim Gilmore (who?) 1
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 | Dennis Kucinich Score: 51 | Agree Iraq Taxes Stem-Cell Research Health Care Abortion Social Security Line-Item Veto Marriage Death Penalty | Disagree Immigration Energy |
 | Chris Dodd Score: 51 | Agree Immigration Taxes Stem-Cell Research Health Care Abortion Social Security Line-Item Veto Marriage Death Penalty | Disagree Iraq Energy |
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Mike Gravel 49
Barack Obama 44
Hillary Clinton 44
Bill Richardson 37
Ron Paul -- yes, Ron Paul -- 34
John Edwards 32
Joe Biden 32
Rudy Giuliani 20
John McCain 15
Sam Bareback 7
Mitt Romney 6
Jim Gilmore (who?) 1
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