Monday, October 22, 2007

that settles it

I'm voting for The Elf.

Dennis Kucinich
Score: 51
Agree
Iraq
Taxes
Stem-Cell Research
Health Care
Abortion
Social Security
Line-Item Veto
Marriage
Death Penalty
Disagree
Immigration
Energy
Chris Dodd
Score: 51
Agree
Immigration
Taxes
Stem-Cell Research
Health Care
Abortion
Social Security
Line-Item Veto
Marriage
Death Penalty
Disagree
Iraq
Energy

-- Take the Quiz! --



Mike Gravel 49
Barack Obama 44
Hillary Clinton 44
Bill Richardson 37
Ron Paul -- yes, Ron Paul -- 34
John Edwards 32
Joe Biden 32
Rudy Giuliani 20
John McCain 15
Sam Bareback 7
Mitt Romney 6
Jim Gilmore (who?) 1

7 comments:

Fungster said...

Joe Biden Score: 31
Barack Obama Score: 31
Hillary Clinton Score: 31
Chris Dodd Score: 28
John Edwards Score: 26
Bill Richardson Score: 23
Mitt Romney Score: 20
Mike Gravel Score: 20
Dennis Kucinich Score: 18
John McCain Score: 16
Rudy Giuliani Score: 15
Mike Huckabee Score: 13
Duncan Hunter Score: 11
Jim Gilmore Score: 9
Fred Thompson Score: 8
Sam Brownback Score: 8
Tom Tancredo Score: 5
Ron Paul Score: 3

I think I rated everything as a 2 or 3, wtf is so important that it should be a 4? That's probably why my scores are so much more bunched up than K-Mad's, who's passionate about each and every single issue out there. And where's Newt?

k-mad said...

When will Fungster learn that everything is a matter of life and death (more likely the latter)?

Ranger said...

Dennis Kucinich: 52
Mike Gravel: 48
Bill Richardson: 47
Chris Dodd: 46
John Edwards: 42
Barack Obama: 41
Hillary Clinton: 41
Joe Biden: 37
Ron Paul: 22
Rudy Giuliani: 21
Mitt Romney: 18
Sam Brownback: 11
Jim Gilmore: 10
John McCain: 8
Duncan Hunter: 6
Mike Huckabee: 4
Tom Tancredo: 3
Fred Thompson: 3

Looks like I'm voting for the crazies in the primary again and then Red (real red) or Green in the general again.

Smiff said...

I agree wid The Elf on every issue (61 is a perfect score? what sorta score is dat?). So i'm All-Elf-All-Da-Time (plus, have you seen his wife?)...

The Elf 61
The Dodd 49
Grave-L 48
Bill-Rich 46
Hillary 42
Dick's Cousin 42
$400 Haircut 42
Hair Plugs 32
Ron Paul (WTF?) 29
911 28
Potted Plant 13
Bareback 10
Who? 8
Straight Talk Express 5
So. Baptist Minister 5
The Insane Duncan Hunter 3 (we agree on energy!)
no returns for:
HollyFred
Tancreepo

So, wot's up wid Obama? A lousy 42? That's my main man? (after The Elf) May as well vote for Hillary since she will just drive conservatives INSANE (though, like her husband, she's no liberal)

So the darkey guy from Africa is the most "conservative" here? Romney over The Elf? I think you might have a different world view if you were a whitey who grew up on the mean streets of Rochester, NY. i'm just sayin'...

Corms said...

My scores:
The Elf - 62
The Senator from Connecticut & Run -57
Balack Osama - 50
Bill's Wife - 50
Hedge Fund Manager - 50
Alaskan Guy - 45
Clinton Cabinet Member - 43
Plagarist - 38
Drag Queen - 34
Former Libertarian - 26
Christo-Fascist Quitter - 19
Catcher's Mitt - 17
Jimbo - 10
Nutjob from SoCal - 7
AUH2O JR - 7
Arkansan Loonjob - 5

k-mad said...

So Cormzes Perfect Elf Score is one more than Smiffsez Perfect Elf Score.

Corms said...

What can I say, I'm more perfect than Smiff.