Lattice of Coincidence: Just go away quietly already

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Just go away quietly already

6 comments:

Smiff said...: Chicago-area whiteys don't agree with the Fongsta:

Do you think Dr. Watson should have retired?

If it was going to impact the lab, yes. (8 responses) 17.8%
Absolutely. His comments were unacceptable. (7 responses) 15.6%
No way. People can think what they want. (30 responses) 66.7%
I can't decide. (0 responses) 0.0%
45 total responses (Results really idiotic); October 25, 2007 at 10:33 AM
Fungster said...: Wondering if this is consistant with the "Should Halle Berry Apologise" poll, which I can't seem to find...; October 25, 2007 at 10:55 AM
Smiff said...: What did Halle Berry say?; October 25, 2007 at 10:57 AM
Fungster said...: The actress was bantering with Jay Leno on "The Tonight Show" on Friday when she joked that a computer-morphed photo of her with an enlarged nose looked like it could pass for a picture of "my Jewish cousin."; October 25, 2007 at 11:19 AM
Fungster said...: I coulda sworn the trib had a poll on it, but I never went to it and now I can't find it. All the polls I can find ask about if she's smokin hot, really hot, or mega hot. I did find one where 6 out of 13 responses were "She's pregnant, leave her alone."; October 25, 2007 at 12:26 PM
Sarge said...: You know, as long as Iraq and California continue to burn, as long as New Orleans continues to look like the ass end of a dirty garbage heap and as long as the world keeps getting hotter and hotter until literally polar bears are walking around on fire, I think we really should spend more time talking about Jew jokes, old men with old tiresome thoughts and perhaps Oprah's weight gain.; October 27, 2007 at 1:34 PM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Thursday, October 25, 2007

Just go away quietly already

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