Thursday, October 25, 2007

a message from the RezzziDUNCE

On behalf of President Bush, thank you for your correspondence. (Go phokk yourself.)

We appreciate hearing your views and welcome your suggestions. (About as much as we appreciate hemorrhoids, or welcome talking to people who don't understand how right we are all the time.)

Due to the large volume of e-mail received, the White House cannot respond to every message. (In fact we don't even read them -- why would we need to? [see part about being right all the time above])

Thank you again for taking the time to write. (Now, go phokk yourself.)

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