Lattice of Coincidence: Those Wacky Aussies

Friday, October 26, 2007

Those Wacky Aussies

News item: Grumpy Aussie miners get sex lessons
News item: Barmaid fined for crushing cans with bare breasts
News item: Australian PM takes walks on the wild side

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k-mad said...: An Australian barmaid who entertained patrons by crushing beer cans between her bare breasts and hanging spoons off her nipples has been fined, police said on Wednesday.

Luana De Faveri (31) was fined Aus$1 000 in the Mandurah Magistrate's Court in Western Australia after pleading guilty to two breaches of the Liquor Control Act.

So the Liquor Control Act actually specifies that you can't do this? Smiff's phokking @ss.; October 26, 2007 at 3:26 PM
Corms said...: They obviously only levied the fine as a matter of revenue because I'm sure that little act brings in much more than $1,000 to the pub.; October 26, 2007 at 3:52 PM
Smiff said...: My phokking @ss.; October 26, 2007 at 7:37 PM

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A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Friday, October 26, 2007

Those Wacky Aussies

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