a kinder, gentler America (cont'd)

Fung: one of the 322?

You cool wid dis?

The Bears and Rex Grossman have agreed to another year for $3 million. And you are…

* Fine with it. Nothing better is out there (1242 responses) 50.8%
* Ecstatic. He will lead the Bears to glory (322 responses) 13.2%
* Irritated. They could have shopped around (586 responses) 24.0%
* Breathing fire. This guy is responsible for all that is bad with Chicago sports * (296 responses) 12.1%

* Datz a lot to lay on one person.

News Headline: "Nine out of 10 New Year's resolutions will fail, according to study."

Ok, dis is how i'm going to approach dis:

1) Drink more.
2) Gain more weight.
3) Spend more money.
4) Not see the Phillies in the World Series.
5) Not see Barack Obama as the next President.
6) Not hope and pray for Dick Cheney's heart to explode.
7) Not win Wellness Center again (yeah, right).
8) Not finish ahead of the losers here in Parcers.
9) Waste more time on da internets.
10) Continue not to get laid.