Onion or Real? Area Man Has Heart Attack at Heart Attack Grill

Man Has Heart Attack While Eating At The Heart Attack Grill

"He had been eating a Triple Bypass Burger — or, a sandwich stacked with three patties of beef..."
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Carl's Jr. Computer: Enjoy your EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES!
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Clean up in aisle 7

Wal-Mart worker dies after shoppers knock him down

Who is Mr. Burns for?

What is your political affiliation? My state has non-partisan registration, so I am not registered as anything. I vote for Democratic candidates the majority of the time (though by no means always; my 2006 governor's ballot was cast for a Republican). I have been a supporter of Barack Obama in the Democratic presidential primary.