Friday, November 28, 2008

Clean up in aisle 7

Wal-Mart worker dies after shoppers knock him down

4 comments:

Fungster said...: One more in the name of Christ. Mas. After seeing the line in our local computer store (at noon no less), I can understand the bum rush. I just can't understand the lack of concern for another human being. Mob mentality over saving a few bucks. I really hope there are charges in this case - throw the whole lot of them in jail.; November 28, 2008 at 2:39 PM
k-mad said...: It's getting harder for the Onion to compete with reality.; November 28, 2008 at 7:35 PM
Anonymous said...: You know, is it really Christmas without a Wii?; November 29, 2008 at 12:39 AM
Corms said...: My favorite part was how even while the emergency personnel were trying to save the guy's fucking life people were still rushing past, and it turns out from other reports, actually bumping into them. It makes me sad to say that I am a human.; November 29, 2008 at 2:05 AM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

Lattice of Coincidence

Friday, November 28, 2008

Clean up in aisle 7

Wal-Mart worker dies after shoppers knock him down

4 comments:

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