Lattice of Coincidence: The End Times

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

The End Times

10 comments:

k-mad said...: Oh my GOD!; November 25, 2008 at 10:29 PM
Smiff said...: It is raining right now. Yes, IT IS SHOCKING!; November 26, 2008 at 1:12 AM
Fungster said...: Any updates? Is Smiff alive? How 'bout dem rich folks on the coast? The suspense is killing me!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!; November 26, 2008 at 12:35 PM
Smiff said...: Well, prepare to be shocked: the "storm" didn't produce ANYWHERE NEAR WHAT THEY SAID IT WOULD. Biggest rain in 3 & 1/2 years? I don't f'n pfink so. And rain through Thanksgiving? That's bullshit, too. Bright and sunny right now.

I blame Skilly and his fraudulent brethren of frauds. Also that creepy dude Fung is his using as his avatar. And K-Mad.; November 26, 2008 at 12:50 PM
Fungster said...: Well, you haven't been there for 3 1/2 years, how the phokk would you know? Unless you've been keeping track of rain totals, which would make you a weather fraud like the rest of them.; November 26, 2008 at 1:33 PM
Smiff said...: Hey, i'm not tracking this shit, the weather morons are. THEY said it woulda coulda shoulda be the "biggest rain in 3 and a half years," which it wasn't - by far.; November 26, 2008 at 2:51 PM
k-mad said...: I don't know if I'm relieved or disappointed.; November 26, 2008 at 9:09 PM
smiff said...: Hey HATERS:

The inch of rain in San Diego yesterday was the most on any single day in the city since March 4, 2005.

Still raining, too. But we Smiffs are made of strong stuff - hanging in there!; November 27, 2008 at 10:39 AM
smiff said...: Sun came out - now dark clouds again - this rain may never end! Weather is a cruel mistress.; November 27, 2008 at 2:04 PM
k-mad said...: Rain sets record; showers linger

Some showers from Wednesday's record downpour are lingering into Thanksgiving morning after a 99-year-old rainfall record falls during the San Diego area's first storm of the winter season.

HOLY PHOKKING S#I+!

For the date, 1.05 inches of rain fell at Lindbergh Field, San Diego's official weather station. The rainfall broke the record of 0.95 of an inch for Nov. 26 set in 1909.

Oh... never mind.; November 27, 2008 at 9:49 PM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Tuesday, November 25, 2008

The End Times

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