@SSHOLE Revisted

Dis guy changes his story with each bowel movement...

Yankees VP Hank Steinbrenner said his team was still in the hunt for Johan Santana. Steinbrenner said ESPN's report that the Yankees pulled their offer was untrue. "There wasn't an official offer anyway. You can't withdraw something that wasn't there," Steinbrenner said. "There was no official offer on the table at this time." According to Steinbrenner, there has been some dialogue between his club and the Twins. "It's still in the deciding process," he said. "We're still discussing it. There's still a little talk back and forth."

Prior headed to the Yankees

Senior vice president Lyin' Hank "The Liar" Steinbrenner lied Wednesday that the Yankees are unlikely to pursue Mark Prior. "We kind of looked into it, but at this point, no," Steinbrenner lied.

BREAKING: Haren to the Yankees

Yankees VP Lyin' Hank "FULL@$#!+" Steinbrenner* said he wouldn't pay the same kind of price for Dan Haren he would have for Johan Santana. Steinbrenner called that price for Haren "ridiculous" and vowed: "It won't happen, not with us."

*LIAR.

Is this the same guy who said if A-Rod opted out of his contract that he was done as a Yankee?

Why, i believe it is...

The Yankees maintain that they're out of the hunt for Johan Santana following their Monday deadline. "The deadline is the deadline," Lyin' Hank "The Liar" Steinbrenner (Liar) lied in a telephone interview. "I extended it a few hours more, and that was it. So it’s done," he further lied.