Tuesday, December 4, 2007

BREAKING: Haren to the Yankees

Yankees VP Lyin' Hank "FULL@$#!+" Steinbrenner* said he wouldn't pay the same kind of price for Dan Haren he would have for Johan Santana. Steinbrenner called that price for Haren "ridiculous" and vowed: "It won't happen, not with us."

*LIAR.

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