Lattice of Coincidence: Question 1: Why are you so FULLASHIT?

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Question 1: Why are you so FULLASHIT?

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3 comments:

Fungster said...: Since when is Kyra a popular name? There's the Southwest Kyra, I think there's a Kyra on CNN, etc. What the hell does that name mean? WTF?; December 4, 2007 at 11:34 AM
Anonymous said...: It's American, our names don't mean shit.; December 4, 2007 at 3:26 PM
Fungster said...: Well, you can now watch da hilites on da Worlds Awfulest Newspaper (tie)'s web thingimajig.; December 4, 2007 at 4:03 PM

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A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

Lattice of Coincidence

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Question 1: Why are you so FULLASHIT?

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