Monday, October 22, 2007

End Times Update

Campus is closed tomorrow, too. Then i'm off to Denver on Wed., if the airplane can make it through the ash haze....

Da deadline at http://www.signonsandiego.com/ sez:

'It's going to get worse'

Take a look at dis map (pdf):

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/download/2007/1022/14398090.pdf

Dat's a huge@ss honkin' fire and s#!+. I'm kinda on the lower left, due east of the top of the bay. So if the two big fires head southwest and northwest--whammo!--no more Smiff. Though i'll probably be in Denver by that point. My next door neighbor from work, Dan, and i are going to tie two inflatable mattresses together and float out into the Pacific Ocean if it comes to dat. But things are looking up: UPS just dropped off a couple bottles from my wine club, so at least i'll go out in style wid a Wilson Creek 2005 Estate Syrah Temecula Valley..."Rich flavors of dark cherry, vanilla, and nutmeg [holy crap! nutmeg!!] accent [accent!] this bold [bold!] and beautiful Syrah. It has firm tannins [sounds HOT!] and sweet oak [mmm...oak...] on the finish. This wine will age beuatifully but is enjoyable now. [take DAT, suckers!]"

Smiff, signing out...maybe forever

4 comments:

k-mad said...

Trouble here too:

Alerts Nearby:
Frost Advisory in IL: Boone , DeKalb

How come your governor hasn't beat da crap outta dat wussy fire phokk yet?

Da CNN guy in Rancho Fubaro just said "every neighborhood in San Diego" has dozens of houses on fire, so I guess you really are phokked.

Smiff said...

CNN guy: FULL@$H!+.

Shocking!

k-mad said...

Let's be clear on the most important thing here: UPS is delivering wine into a disaster area. We are a resilient Nation.

Smiff said...

Is this a great country or what?