Tuesday, April 29, 2008

I think I know this guy...

he was the one spilling beer on Corms while going back to his seat during the fourth inning a couple Sundays ago while Aramis smoked a double to left.

Or was he one of those guys throwing baseballs on the field and giving Marty Brennaman jittery rage?

From the Marc Normandin chat on baseballprospectus.com comes this little nugget of ignorance during a discussion of Will Clark's worthiness for the Hall of Fame:

Gray (Chicago): Yeah, but Grace was the man...smoked 2 packs a day, played old school baseball and tells great stories.

Marc Normandin: Like that one about the time Clark's team rocked the Cubs in the playoffs? That's being unfair to Grace though, who hit .647/.682/1.118 over those 5 games.

Andrew (Brooklyn): You are all fuckers. I would rather have John Olerud than Mark Grace, because at least Olerud wasn't a fucking backstabbing piece of shit who got away with undercutting his teammates because he had a sly grin and an ability to make the nerd beat writers feel, for a moment, like they went out with a cheerleader once - you can take his two packs a day and shove them up your bleacher sitting inning standing ass and light them. Old school baseball? What does that even fucking mean? Bunting? Hustling? Hitting singles from the three hole? Great. Only playing with white people? Go watch fucking Bull Durham again and pretend like you're not talking out of that asscrack you call a mouth you PHOKKKKKKKKKK!

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