
From Dodger Dogs to organic franks, L.A. is a hot dog town... NOT (ed.)
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4 comments:
"All our places have beer and wine licenses, so you can have a glass of Merlot with a great hot dog."
Are those people INSANE? Smiff ain't having any fucking merlot with his hotdog!
Fung has his hot dogs with ketchup. Though that's all he puts on dem. The Chicago hot dog, with all the crap in it, is a great metaphor for why we're getting hyooooooger and hyooooooooooger and hyoooooooooooooooooooooooger in this country. What's wrong with a dog, a bun and some ketchup? No, lose the ketchup, but load on onions and pickles and relish and mustard and..... Would you like a hot dog with your condiments?
Fung: hopelessly lost again. First of all, none of the stuff put on a Chicago Dog has many calories. It's all veggy. Meanwhile, ketchup is loaded wif corn syrup and sugar. Not good for you! (Have you ever eaten a vegetable, btw?)
As for getting hyoooger, i think that comes from the hotdog itself, and the side of fries...and the shake...and chili (yuch)...and watching tv.
If someone tries to give me a merlot and a hot dog smothered in ketchup there is going to be trouble.
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