Saturday, November 17, 2007

Are you ready for some football?

I am but these games are on this morning:

Ohio State at Michigan: who will finish on top of the hyoooge s#i+pile known as the Big Ten?
Northwestern at Illinois: Cats suckin' big-time already.
Tulsa at Army: why on earth is this game being televised?
Syracuse at Connecticut: depressing SU fact of the week: they have scored over 20 points once all season
The Citadel at Virginia Military Institute: uh, why??
Duke at Notre Dame: who will finish on top of the s#i+pile known as the worst BCS-conf. team in the country?

Then this afternoon:

Northern Illinois at Navy: uh, did they run out of games to show? could Navy break 100? Their point totals the last 5 weeks: 48, 24, 52, 46, 74.

5 comments:

k-mad said...

Holy crap, they're making you watch the Huskies? Must be part of that culture of death you all revel in out there.

Smiff said...

We see dead huskies.

k-mad said...

Huskies aren't on here, even though Tribune and Scum-Slimes said they would be (file under: shocking, world's greatest "newspaper" tie). But, at 2:30 on VS.: "Holy @#%*! "Repeat: Bone-crushing NHL hits, skateboarding wipeouts, motocross disasters, and base-jumping adventures (sports)."

k-mad said...

Two teams which TOTALLY SUCK:

Navy (only up 7 at halftime)
Duke (obviously)

Smiff said...

Yeah, Navy and Duke both totally suck given the outcomes.