Monday, November 12, 2007

Fat Blips (cont)

Australia airline 'fat tax' urged

When will they give up & just make the seats bigger?

3 comments:

Fungster said...

VOTE RESULTS
Do you think that fat people should pay more to fly?
Yes 71.83%
No 22.89%
Not sure 5.28%
8769 Votes Cast

Obviously everyone voting has at one point sat between two 300+ pounders on a plane. If they get to pay more, the poor guy suffering should get a rebate.

k-mad said...

If people are gonna phokk wid da system of "efficiently" cramming as many humans onto an aeroplane as possible, why can't we just take out all the seats and pile the bodies on top of each other?

Sarge said...

I think K-Mad wins this argument.

I mean, what's this with "seats"?

They're expensive, they don't work well and they take up space. Maybe they should charge more for large rickshaw like devices that the lower-class passengers could parade up and down the gates. And while not doing this they could be sweeping the cage...the plane I mean...and perhaps doing some light exercising that does not involve jarring the plane or, more importantly, the rickshaws.