Lattice of Coincidence: Oh Denny Boy

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Oh Denny Boy

The Worst House Speaker in American History

2 comments:

Smiff said...: What a phokking tool.

He will always give gym teachers from Illinois a bad name.

Not to mention NIU grads (and they don't need any help).; August 16, 2007 at 5:57 PM
Corms said...: What's wrong with NIU grads? The only two that I know I know are pretty OK even if K-Mad has seemed to take a leave of absence on us here and in the Wellness Center and even though BJ seems to beat me in every fantasy sport.; August 17, 2007 at 8:41 AM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Thursday, August 16, 2007

Oh Denny Boy

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