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World’s Worst: Keith Destroys FOX’s John Gibson
Did you know there are ultra-right-wing-nutjobs out there hoping for another 9/11 to "unite" the country? Faux Noise is fawning over them. Uh, seems like we--and the world--were united the first time around (i even put an American flag in my window!) until Bush & Co. squandered it all away in record speed. Anyways, what American city can we do without? How about New Orleans again? Detroit? Ah, too easy. Hmmm, John Gibson's office at 1211 Avenue Of The Americas, New York City? We have a winner...
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I'd never heard of John Gibson - but I just finished listening to him a bit and reading some transcripts...Goddamn is he good!
I mean, he really defends the right point of view from all these whoring liars who take political advantage of events and actions. I'm sure any minute now he's going to look at Fred Thompson and say, "Hey Fred! How about easing up on the Law and Order card and scaring us to death from all the guys working impossible hours and living in crazy conditions to make their families a better life? Your immigration policy is Draconian, unAmerican and preying on fears of Americans by using underlying prejudices!"
"Hey, Rudy G., 9/11 sucked and you didn't really do much more than appearing in a fetal position when the camera was rolling. I know you speak a lot about 9/11 but you don't really do much to help the real heroes of 9/11. Maybe if you had before now, now that it's politically expedient, maybe if you'd spoken out on the need for freedom and lamented the attack on liberty by your successor and by the current administration, whatever you said or alluded to when talking about 9/11 would have meaning, but you're even worse than Fred!"
I know John Gibson's going to say these things because he's not afraid to call out people. Especially people who have cancer and people who cried talking about 9/11 the week after it happened who actually live there. He's really tough and fair and doesn't take crappy excuses like cancer to call them as he sees them. He's tough. I'm sure he tried to volunteer for Iraq but the Army was too afraid the soldiers would go all gay for him because he's so manly and such a straight-shooter (heh heh heh). And his thing about another 9/11 is just his way of saying, "look guys, we have to stand the pain! We have to die to be unified!" He's really smart. He's going to tell us the truth now. Stupid fucking cancer loving 9/11 moaners who don't even believe in fighting the people who attacked us on 9/11 and just make fun of people. Bunch of Gays probably who want to get married. Silly rabbits, don't they know marriage is for people like John Gibson? John Goddamn Gibson!
I meant to say that Rudy G. never appeared in a fetal position while the cameras were rolling on 9/11.
And he was there more than most of the workers of 9/11. He's got some great pictures of it all he'll show you. And he'll sign them. And in some of them, his sleeves are rolled up.
I know John Gibson! I went to high school with him. Of course based on that picture he seems to have aged a lot in the last 16 years as well as having had pigment reduction surgery.
I love one of the comments where they ask if they should call him an assmonkey or just Gibbon.
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