Lattice of Coincidence: I Guess the "Vitamin B12 Shots" Aren't Working Today

Thursday, August 2, 2007

I Guess the "Vitamin B12 Shots" Aren't Working Today

IP H R ER BB K HR Season ERA
R. Clemens 1.2 9 8 3 0 0 0 4.23

4 comments:

Smiff said...: Dat coulda really sucked for da Fants and Hummingbirds, but only three were earned (thanks Robinson Cano!). Of course, this being the White Sox, Garland gave up 8 of his own in the bottom of the 2nd. Kill Kenny should have traded him if he was offered anything.; August 2, 2007 at 1:35 PM
Fungster said...: Apparently da point of dis series was "A-Rod ain't gettin ta 500 on us. Whatever it takes." Hope I didn't jinx it...; August 2, 2007 at 1:39 PM
Corms said...: Yeah he won't get to 500 against the Sox, instead they'll give up 500 runs in the series.; August 2, 2007 at 1:53 PM
Fungster said...: A. Rodriguez singled to right center

Stuck on 499 HR's, Yanks stuck on 427 runs in the series, but threatening...; August 2, 2007 at 2:04 PM

A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Thursday, August 2, 2007

I Guess the "Vitamin B12 Shots" Aren't Working Today

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