Lattice of Coincidence: he got dat right

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

he got dat right

"the vice president is kind of a unique creature, if you will..."

"if you will" = plutospeak for "I'm bulls#i++ing again"

6 comments:

Smiff said...: How unique are vampires these days? Add vampires to the list of things that aren't what they used to be.; July 31, 2007 at 11:57 AM
Smiff said...: The fact of the matter is, at the end of the day, no matter what they say or how they say it, be prepared for a HYOOOGE, steaming pile of BULL$#!+++++++++++++.; July 31, 2007 at 1:51 PM
Corms said...: There's lots of things steaming in Chicago today. According to the Cormsmobile it was 98 when I went to lunch, but a mere 94 when I got back.; July 31, 2007 at 1:57 PM
Smiff said...: SUCKERZZZ!

Toasty 72 here, with a light breeze...; July 31, 2007 at 4:12 PM
k-mad said...: As "Dick" would say... go phokk yerself.; July 31, 2007 at 5:17 PM
Smiff said...: Ok, but i won't be working up a sweat.; July 31, 2007 at 7:00 PM

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A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Tuesday, July 31, 2007

he got dat right

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