Lattice of Coincidence: Yes.

Monday, July 30, 2007

Yes.

News Headline: "Texas governor appoints creationist as state board of education chairman."

Blog Headline: "Texas as stupid as Kansas?"

3 comments:

Corms said...: Stooooooooopider.; July 30, 2007 at 12:19 PM
Sarge said...: Creationists are God's way of testing us and we are failing.

But really, looking at Texas and their educational system, this might actually be a step up.; July 30, 2007 at 12:48 PM
Anonymous said...: You Godless heathens, bow down and beg forgiveness before our Lord before it's too late. Intelligent design is not just a scientific theory, it is insoluble fact. To deny the handy work of God in our Creation is a slap in the face to Him. The mere idea that Humans evolved randomly from lower life forms without divine intervention demeans Him and us. But this is a free country (for now) so go ahead and believe that your existence is an accident, I for one know that the only accident involving my creation was an accident involving the rhythm method.; July 30, 2007 at 4:28 PM

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A lotta people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a buncha unconnected incidences and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give ya an example, show ya what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like, "plate" -- or "shrimp" -- or "plate of shrimp" -- out of the blue, no explanation. No point looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.

"You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, UFOs, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine.... People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. In South America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? Hmm? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: hmmm? the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really... yeah, you got it! Time machines!"

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Monday, July 30, 2007

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