Sunday, July 29, 2007

Did K-Mad or Sarge pick him up recently?

Jason Jennings gave up 11 runs in TWO-THIRDS of a inning pitched today...

...or how to raise your ERA by 1.25 runs in 1 start...

and Phil Garner might have thought about bringing in a new pitcher after, oh, 7 or 8 runs...

...perhaps after the 10th batter of the inning homered...

...you could have still won since your own team scored 13 runs...

...but...Phil Garner IS A MORON.

p.s. Little known fact: Phil Garner's nickname is "Scrap Iron" because a brain scan in 1974 revealed that's what's actually in his head.

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